‘Holborn & St Pancras’ is a wonderful constituency name, it sort of rolls off the tongue. When I’ve been asked ‘where are you standing this time’ I’ve enjoyed rolling it out looking for any sign of recognition? I’m glad it wasn’t called ‘Camden’ as that would be far too obvious! Chinners and Knigel Knapp came… Read More

Our colourful team were Sir Archibald, Gilly, RU Seerius, Lady Hell ’n Back, Johnny Ringo, Susie Queue, Lord Stifflegs of Leyburn, Lady Di Lilli Pilli, locals Paul the Political Poet and Stew Exotic with his tiger Lazy Ass. We rendezvoused for the evening at The Buck, the local Wetherspoons pub in Northallerton where Elspeth the… Read More

Lady Lily The Pink Brecon, Radnor and Cwm Tawe 237 Citizen Skwith Brighton Pavilion 257 Mark Citizen Lawrence Chelmsford 187 Lord Psychobilly Tractor Crewe and Nantwich 250 Martin Hogbin East Surrey 327 Hoo-Ray Henry Ely and East Cambridgeshire 271 Knigel Knapp Hackney North and Stoke Newington 224 Nick the Incredible Flying Brick Holborn and St… Read More

My name came from a colleague who one day burst out, ‘You’re just a grumpy dwarf aren’t you!’, another colleague Latin-ised it and I added the title and initial. This is a first for me, and for Anglesey, the Loony Party standing for Ynys Môn(ster). My Council Electoral Office seemed really quite bemused, but were… Read More

Election Fever is in the air in Blackpool North and Fleetwood as we move into the final phase of the plan for a Loony to seize power. ‘Crackers Count Corrosion of Forlorn Hope’ is relying on changing his lifetime of ‘nearly winning’ to break the two-party system and come out on top for once. Crackers… Read More

I’m Lady Lily the Pink, AKA ‘Nun of The Above or Below’. I’ll be preaching the gospel of using your vote all over the Brecon, Radnor & Cwmtawe Constituency. You can find me at all the available hustings between now and 4th July, doing what politicians do, not answering the questions, making promises I have… Read More

A. Gent Chinners

I have lived in Gt. Carlton for nearly 25 years and a local councillor for the last ten. This will be my 4th general election. I have been a design draughtsman, estimator, salesman and marketing manager in the manufacturing and engineering industries. I have written for various publications, and catalogued for auction houses and worked… Read More