‘Things can only get better’ once proclaimed Tony Bliar shortly before taking the reigns of power, wealth, war and corruption. Our song for this years General Election is far more succinct and honest. Performed by The Jammy Fibbers who comprise of the legend that is Joe Jammer, our Lord of the Strings and Deputy Fibbing… Read More

Looking for inspiration I threw a dart at a map of UK constituency’s and hit ‘Holborn and St Pancras’ in London. I discovered, only shortly after having my papers accepted in Camden Town Hall, that Sir Keir Starmer had chosen the same constituency too! Sir Richard Bootleg in neighbouring Kilburn and Joshua ‘Mad Hatter’ Laud… Read More

Well done everybody! Lady Lily The Pink Brecon, Radnor and Cwm Tawe Citizen Skwith Brighton Pavilion Mark Citizen Lawrence Chelmsford Lord Psychobilly Tractor Crewe and Nantwich Martin Hogbin East Surrey Hoo-Ray Henry Ely and East Cambridgeshire Knigel Knapp Hackney North and Stoke Newington Nick the Incredible Flying Brick Holborn and St Pancras Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss… Read More

Howling ‘Laud’ Hope your party leader here, on his marks, get set, ready – GO, for the 2024 General Election! I am in my home constituency of North East Hampshire where I obtained my best ever result of 576 votes in 2019. I am looking to trebling that this time. If I do, it would… Read More

Was out late on Thursday night collecting the 10 signatures required to enter next months Space-hopper race, so late that I overslept and missed my 10am appointment. Fortunately, my better looking twin brother realised sutch an occurrence was likely and took it upon himself to deliver the nomination papers on my behalf (I bet the… Read More

This is my third attempt at retaining my deposit in my home constituency, but I’m get closer every time with 370 in 2015 and 457 in 2019 My main policy is to bring the Loch Ness Monster to the Abbey Fields lake, Kenilworth. If she can’t be caught I’ll locate her nest and incubate an… Read More

Ely & East Cambridgeshire – it’s a new one, don’t ya know. This is a brand-new constituency so, clearly, we’re ripe for a change from everything that hasn’t gone before. As a result, I’m a brand-new Loony candidate; which is more than can be said for some of the unofficial party offerings. There are Loony… Read More

My nomination was in at 9.30am on Tuesday morning. It was certainly the first in my Mid Sussex constituency if not the country.  I didn’t have to bribe the returning officer with a Loony million pound note this time! Yet again the other unofficial parties are copying us. It is the turn of the Labour… Read More