Author: R.U.Seerius
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New Direction
Our Party Leader, Howling ‘Laud’ Hope, this afternoon at precisely 3pm, was elected chairman of the ‘Highways and Transport’ committee on the Fleet Town Council in Hampshire. A position that he accepted with the ambiance and posture of his normal aplomb! He went on to say ” I can assure you that despite this honour the… Read More
Electoral Reform
Campaigners have been complaining that the Election was ‘most disproportionate in history’ In a new analysis the Electoral Reform Society – which campaigns to change the voting system – has assessed how the make up of Parliament would have differed had other voting systems been used. The research shows that under a different system UKIP… Read More
Loony Results
I hereby declare that ‘Mad Max Bobetsky’ of North East Hants was the shining light with 384 votes, his first time in and only 20yrs old! We managed 3,898 votes between us, 8 of us not coming last, 2 of us beating 2 others and 6 of us beating 1 other, and 1 of us… Read More
Uxbridge: A Constituency United by Hope
We are pleased to announce that Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope is standing as a candidate in Uxbridge, London against Boris and others on May 7th Vote Loony, you know it makes sense. . .
Oink a lot
At last some good news. If you live in or near the Sharston Ward in Manchester you can now cast your vote for a loony councillor. Sir Oink-a-lot has declared himself as a candidate. Good luck with your campaign. oink,oink
Conservatives not good for business.
The Conservatives have highjacked the name and concept of Co-ale ition beer using it and publicising it as their own. Claiming it as his idea, despite the fact that we have been selling this brand over the South of England for nearly 2 years including in the Prime Ministers home constituency of Witney and having… Read More
Monster Mash Launch
If you live in or near London , nows your chance to go along to the Big Fibbers Monster Mash launch in Whitechapel…Good Music, Good Company and fabulous beer…and the entry is free
Co-ale-ition theft
Following the arrogant theft of the Co-ale-ition brand name by David Cameron this week, the Monster Raving Loony Party have confirmed today that there is now no chance of working with the Tories after the General Election, if the OMRLP were to hold the balance of power.
Imitation is the finest form of flattery!?!
The prime minister handed out souvenir beers at the coalition’s final cabinet meeting. But we’ve seen that name before… It was the last cabinet meeting of the Tory–Lib-Dem coalition – so David Cameron handed out some celebratory beers. To see the full story: http://www.buzzfeed.com/emilyashton/did-david-cameron-get-his-co-ale-ition-idea-from-the-monster