Author: R.U.Seerius
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Sponsorship
We are pleased and grateful to announce that Shottle Brewery of Shottle, Derbyshire have pledged to help support a local Derbyshire candidate at the General Election 2015. Shottle a small micro Brewery has made a name for itself by making quality beers for local pubs in Derbyshire, and provides great food , great beer and great… Read More
TV Debate finale line up
It is with deep humility, and gravity, that Howling Laud Hope accepts leadership in the TV debates by taking the empty chair.
Tuition fees
Well once again the main parties are stealing our election proposals. Today Ed Moribund has declared that they would reduce University Tuition fees to much media acclaim. I didn’t notice the same amount of acclaim when we announced in our Manicfesto: E. Education. All University Tuition fees for women would be free as we are… Read More
Don’t be lame, vote for the Dame and the Monster Raving Loony Party
Anyone in the area is welcome to come along and meet our Candidate for Brighton and Hove, Dame Dixon who is holding a campaign launch event, with official campaign dog Daisy Duke, at the Verano Lounge in Western Road, Brighton, on February 26 at 10.30am. With a range of policies including “anyone named Ronnie must only be… Read More
Loony Party Manicfesto 2015
The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto Just a sample of what you’d get by voting for insanity… …you know it makes sense! Vote now (well, on 7th May actually). Vote OMRLP! A.AIR bags will be fitted to the Stock Exchange immediately, ready for the next crash. B. BRITAIN will exit Europe and join the Duchy… Read More
TV Debateable
Broadcasters have put forward new proposals for the TV election debates which would include the SNP, Plaid Cymru and the Greens. It comes after David Cameron refused to take part unless the Green Party was included. However it seems we are not invited….Shame shame I hear you cry. As a political party, a British tradition,… Read More
More proposals
In keeping with the new “Snoopers Charter” now being discussed in Parliament – To help UK Spy agencies, all secret messages must start with the words “Shhh, don’t tell anyone” (thanks to paul for this one) TV Debates…Only minor parties to be included in leaders’ debates on grounds that the main parties are too boring…. Read More
New proposals
We propose to cancel stamp duty…….stamps are expensive enough so we shouldn’t have to pay duty on them. Besides leap years, there needs to be hop, skip, and jump years (thanks to Brassdancer) Parliament will be relocated to Wormwood Scrubs, reducing the commuting costs for most Peers and MPs. (thanks to WolfBaginski)