We are very pleased that Scotland has now, due to last nights neverendum, decided to continue as a valuable part of the United Kingdom.. It does however leave our forthcoming policy “UDI for Clacton – on -Sea” in tatters. On the plus side we wont have to redesign our logo.

We propose, in order to keep everyone happy, Scotland will be independent, every other year. Simple, Easy, Effective (Thanks to angus for this policy)

We have noticed a few things which are particular to the Scottish Neverendum Campaign. There are calls that in the event of a Yes Vote David Cameroon should resign,(why?) however if they Vote No does Alex Salmond and the fish resign? Also If the vote is No, will Alex Salmond as he is already doing,… Read More

We can confirm that Alan Howlin “Laud ” Hope’s nomination has been accepted an he will be standing as our candidate at the forthcoming by election. “I am thrilled to be standing as a candidate for the constituents of Clacton, which brings back many happy memories of my times here in the past” said Alan… Read More

Hot News… Rumour has it ( I know this as we just started it) that The Yes for Scotland Campaign no longer want to use the Pound as their currency, due to the fact that it is being devalued so much as a result of the Scotland Yes campaign that its not worth bothering with… Read More

In order to stop all the problems of immigrants camping in Calais, we suggest that all illegal immigrants should wait until next Thurs, when Scotland Votes Yes to independence, then hightail it to Glasgow/Edinburgh. They can then sneak across the border unimpeded, until we build the wall..

All the other parties are trying to bribe the Scottish electorate with offers of more self governing powers if they vote NO No wonder they are confused. If they vote Yes they get to govern themselves and if they vote No? ….they get to Govern themselves Unlike the other parties, if Scotland decides to stay… Read More

We will be standing at the forthcoming Clacton by election. We are not sure who the candidate will be as just like UKIP we have more than one contender. Unlike Ukip we have 3. If we cannot resolve this we may stand three candidates. Like Ukip the possible contenders have not been notified, Unlike UKip… Read More

Irregardless of the result of the Scottish referendum we will still rebuild Hadrians wall, just in case they change their mind.