Author: R.U.Seerius
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Boris standing for election
It has been confirmed by Boris Johnson that he is going to stand at the next general election, and is looking for a constituency. Although David Cameroon is said to be pleased that Boris is standing, it is well known that Boris and he don’t always see eye to eye, and indeed Boris may be… Read More
Tour de ospital’
I was sitting at the traffic lights, listening to a radio program about the increase in Cyclists getting knocked down, whilst watching a cyclist ignore the red light and cycle straight through it. It reminded me of a policy from the 2001 manicfesto. “Quote” Councils and Government spend hundreds of thousands of pounds building Cycle routes… Read More
r.i.p Screaming Lord Sutch
Today is the 15th Anniversary of the sad loss of the Joint founder and former leader of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party… Gone but not forgotten.
Newark by-election results
Well done Nick the Flying Brick, and a big thank you to everyone who came out and voted for the Loony Party in the Newark constituency and what a stunning result, we came 7th out of 11 candidates with a total vote of 168. The other parties went all out to beat the Loony Party… Read More
Newark Election – The Count
Having been to several election counts I have to say that the Count at Kelham Hall in Newark was probably the best I’ve ever attended. Full marks to the returning officer and his staff for an event that was organised, polite, friendly, and above all they made much effort for it to run smoothly and… Read More
Food safety policy
All Food sold in fast food establishments should be clearly marked “May contain traces of real food” All vegetables sold in supermarkets, should be clearly marked “Strictly for oral use only”
Loony Party success in Politics
Its obvious to us now that out limited electoral success over the years is not due to our policies, which make sense. The massive increase in the Ukip vote and more importantly the loss of votes to all the other parties Conservative, Labour, Liberal is due to the lack of promotion by the media. No… Read More
Nick the Flying Brick in the Newark By-election
Nick the Flying Brick’s nomination has been accepted for the Newark By-election which is being held on the 5th of June. He is highly regarded as a single issue politician, with his long-standing campaign for the abolition of gravity. He is keen to put Newark on the political map moving the British Parliament to The… Read More
Fowl Weather policy
We propose the removal of funding for weather prediction as they seem to get it wrong most of the time anyway. This money would then be redirected into an extensive scientific research scheme to find out what actually came first, the chicken or the egg? thanks to Professor Michelle ‘Humpty Dumpty’ Grove
Weather is not fowl – New policy suggestion
We have been sent this new policy proposal from Professor Michelle ‘Humpty Dumpty’ Grove The removal of funding for weather prediction as they seem to get it wrong most of the time anyway. This money would then be redirected into an extensive scientific research scheme to find out what actually came first, the chicken or the… Read More