Author: R.U.Seerius
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Official Launch of European election Campaign – Monster Mash Brewery
We will be launching our European Election Campaign at the Official Launch of Monster Mash – on Thursday 1st May, at the MonsterMash Brewery in Winchester. We are the only party to launch an election campaign for the Euro elections next Month in which we have no candidates standing and no policies to offer…Another first… Read More
Top of the League
As there are now so many organisations creating league table’s to monitor performance of NHS, Schools, Police, Dustman etc, we in the Loony Party propose to create a League table to monitor compilers of League tables. Those who come at the bottom will be made to sit down and learn their tables (anyone remember them?)
European Elections
Just a reminder to all that, the European elections and some local elections are coming to a Polling station near you. In this year of remembrance for WWI and WWII, it is important to use the very vote for which many sadly gave their lives and fought, so that we could live in freedom and… Read More
Top of the League
As there are now so many organisations creating league table’s to monitor performance of NHS, Schools, Police, Dustman etc, we in the Loony Party propose to create a League table to monitor compilers of League tables. Those who come at the bottom will be made to sit down and learn their tables (anyone remember them?)
Government: It’s All So Very Up In The Air
David Cameron was out for the afternoon in a hot air baloon,intent of having a look at the flooding situation, when he realized he was……….lost. He spotted a woman below him, he descended a bit, then a bit more, and shouted, “Excuse me,can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him a hour… Read More
MAY ELECTIONS!
The May elections will soon be upon us. There will be Town, Parish, District, definitely, and maybe County in some places. If any of you intend standing for our party, you must get a certificate of nomination from our nominations officer. Please bear in mind you cannot stand as a loony candidate without permission. It is all free, no… Read More
Anniversary of the OMRLP
From the Guardian Newspaper archive, 18 February 1983: Mr Biscuit Barrel rolls into the Bermondsey fray. The Official Monster Raving Loony Party contests its first seat, as Screaming Lord Sutch stands against Simon Hughes and Peter Tatchell in the Bermondsey byelection Screaming Lord Sutch in 1983, the year he stood for the Official Monster Raving… Read More
Winter Olympic Sport
Many thanks to Martin for this one: We propose to include: Shove ha’penny on ice as a Winter Olympic budget version of curling?
Election Success in Wythenshawe
Congratulations to Capt Chaplington-Smythe who with tireless campaigning gained a 100% increase in our vote at Wythenshawe, with 288 Votes. Once again the OMRLP has forced all the other parties to the front and Capt Chaplington-Smythe has kept to our tradition of coming last. We took a lot of votes from the Lib Dem ‘s causing… Read More