Author: R.U.Seerius
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Manicfesto for ‘Selby and Ainsty’ & ‘Uxbridge’ By-elections
We will make the Honours system transparent by having a public auction of knighthoods and peerages to the highest bidder. The Government target of building 300,000 homes a year will be achieved by including bird, tree, dog and Wendy houses in the completion figures. The much-discussed silent majority will be found, and each given a… Read More
manicfesto proposals
26m tonnes of waste plastic bottles are discarded every year in the UK of which only 45% are recycled. The Loony Party has the answer.. Stop making them.. Before you ask…We have found an alternative. Its called glass.
Some of our Proposals for other elections
Along with the existing Government policy for levelling up the North with the South we will provide free Spirit Levels to all We will reduce inflation by giving everyone free pins. To make trains safer, we will fit them all with cushions on the front. Any possible schemes thought up… Read More
General Election 2022 Manicfesto
General Election 2022 Manicfesto —— For the Manic, Not the Few We pledge to fight this election on an invisible platform so that people cannot see the floors in our policies. Once in Government, we will replace the Foreign Secretary with a British one! Waitng Lists We will reduce hospital waiting lists by using a… Read More
General Election 2019 Manicfesto
General Election 2019 Manicfesto —— For the Manic, Not the Few We pledge to fight this election on an invisible platform so that people cannot see the floors in our policies. Stressful times in the House In order to calm down the passions and stresses currently exhibited in Parliament, the Loony Party would make all… Read More
Energetic Manicfesto proposals
In order to help with the Energy crisis we propose 1. We will get rid of the Energy Price Cap and replace it with a Top Hat (This will also help our Millenery Industry) 2. We will get rid of all Standing Charges. (We are quite capable of sitting down and freezing to death) 3…. Read More
Wakefield Proposed Manicfesto
People of Wakefield its time to Wake-up and vote for the only Candidate at this election with No Strings Attached. Vote Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton Along with the existing Government policy for levelling up the North with the South we will provide free Spirit Levels to all. We will reduce inflation by giving everyone… Read More
Birmingham Erdington By-election Manicfesto
Good people of Erdington Dare you vote Loony? Below are a few reasons why you should.. You know it Makes Sense. When formulating Policies the Government relies heavily on Expert Advise.The Loony Party will also take into account the opinion of “Dave on Facebook”Remember experts built the Titanic Any possible schemes thought up by Government… Read More
Defections in Bury
We are in the process of Offering Christian Wakeford M.P the Member of Parliament for Bury a chance to cross the floor and join the Official Monster Raving Loony Party as our Shadow Minister for Turncoats and Swoppsies.
Batley and Spen By-election
As you probably know our leader stood for election at the Batley and Spen by-election, (which was caused by the previous M.P getting a better Job) yesterday 1/7/2021. having spent a week campaigning in the area he managed to increase his vote by 100% and achieved 107 Votes, coming in 8th place.. Well done Howling…. Read More