Author: R.U.Seerius
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Chinners on the campaign trail
Our intrepid candidate Chinners has been very busy organising the loony candidates for the council elections in his area Kingston -upon -Thames. Some of his manicfesto commitments include: On the 21st of June we will reduce social distancing measurements. From this day, the Sun will be permitted to only be 92,957,000 miles from the Earth… Read More
Tampon Tax
We are very pleased to see that the Tax on Tampons is due to be revised as of 1st Jan. Yet another Loony Party Policy from Chinner’s Manicfesto of 2005 that our Government has finally enacted. Due to EU rules this could not have be done any sooner, with the exception of Ireland. RU Seerius
Roll out the vaccine
Manicfesto Proposal: Save our Pubs (and our Lives) Put the Covid vaccine in Beer.. Open the Pubs, and in two days time the whole country will be vaccinated (thanks to Michael for this one) RU Seerius
Loony Loses the White House
We would like to thank ‘The Donald’ for an entertaining 2020 USA election. We did find it upsetting to find someone even more Loony than us taking all the lime-light. We have sent an enquiry to Mr Trump asking why he hasn’t conceded the election, but assume he’s Bide’n his time. Now we can… Read More
Get Well Boris
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party send all our good wishes to Boris Johnson and hope that you get well very soon.
Conference time – countdown
Friday. Gareth Icke – the son of David, Live from Chicago via London, the world famous, Mr Joe Jammer -it’s his birthday, Gripper & the Gurnards, and Badaxe – Britain’s most banned act! Saturday. Meet 12 noon for town walkabout, (Pub Crawl) spreading the word including occasional live dancing from the famous Black Pig Border… Read More
By-election for Evesham Town Council
Hot News from our special, special, chief, special, special, special, correspondent and candidate Barmy Lord Brockman Due to an elected candidate being unable to take up their seat (May 2nd Local Council Elections) a by-election has been called for Evesham Town Council , (South Ward) 25/07/19. Barmy Lord Brockman, who only failed by 8 votes… Read More
A Message from Lily the Pink
Hellooo Lady Lil here, I’ve been working hard to get the by-election campaign moving. . . I can tell you, its been a bit of a strain. . . . . . but today I’m announcing the finalised Manicfesto for the B&R by-election On Austerity: 1. To save money on office refurbishments for local MPs,… Read More
Barmy Lord Brockman back on the campaign trail
Barmy Lord Brockman back on the campaign trail. In the campaign to put an Official Loony on the Council, Evesham Town Council South Ward By-election 25/07/19, a meeting was held at a secret location under the protection of the elite forces of the Evesham Liberation Fronts (ELF) bridge building corp. It was pointed out that… Read More
This is no lie..
There will be a by-election in Peterborough after 19,261 people signed a recall petition to remove the city’s MP Fiona Onasanya. The Loony Party also had trouble recalling who she was, as she was out of her constituency for a while. I can Confirm that we will be standing at the Peterborough By election. We… Read More