Author: R.U.Seerius
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Save the Environment
To help the environment our policy of fitting air conditioners on the outside of buildings has now been taken up….Another Loony Policy taken by others (not that we mind) Marylebone in central London has some of the worst air pollution levels in the country due to its congested roads. But the 60,000 commuters passing through… Read More
Foreign Policy
We will Admit Shamima Begum back to the country only when she accepts Screaming Lord Sutch as her saviour.
Ministry of Info
We will create a New Ministry of Information. It shall consist of the former board of directors of Cambridge Analytica. They already know everything.
Brexit Proposals
We will Send Noel Edmonds to negotiate Brexit because he understands Deal or No Deal. There will be no need for a backstop to the Brexit negotiations. We’ll have Alec Stewart as wicket-keeper. James Wallace
Dr Diablo in Blackpool
‘Dr Diablo and the Rodent show’. If you’re near Blackpool on Saturday you should go and see them . . .
Ferry Contract
The Official Monster Raving Loony Party are applying for an HM Government ferry service contract. Given we currently have two more vessels than Seaborne Freight, we expect the contract being awarded to us will be a mere formality.
Loony Party Conference 2018 in Derbyshire
The 34th Loony Party conference is being held in the wonderful town of Belper in Derbyshire, on Thurs 27th – Fri 28th – Sat 29th September. One of Belpers’ main claim to fame is that for its size and area it has the most public houses of anywhere in the UK. Honestly it was sheer… Read More
Christina Bell R.I.P
We were very sad to hear that Christina Bell has passed away after a long illness. R.I.P Chrissy was a long time supporter of the Loony Party and will be missed. Our thoughts go to all her friends and family at this difficult time. r.u
Lewisham Manicfesto
Good People of Lewisham…..Voting is pretty simple really , ask yourself the question – Are you , your family and your neighborhood better off than it was the last time you voted . It was that great Loony, Albert Einstein that said “Insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results” ?? We… Read More
May elections
Memo to all Party Members or persons interested. On Thursday the 3rd of May there will be local elections in your area. Whether they be Parish,Town, District or County, they are completely free of charge to stand, ie no deposit. Its only Parliamentary elections that need £500 up front. To this end, if you are… Read More