Author: R.U.Seerius
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more nicking Policies
Is there no end to this plagerism?… Labour’s leaked manfesto includes reducing the voting age to 16… One of our policies from the past, 1983 I think… Not so Loony now are we? r.u.seerius
Nicking our policies
Nicking our policies… It seems to be a trend at the moment for other parties to nick other parties policies.. The Tories have nicked Labours Energy cap policy,but wait, Ukip have just nicked our Immigration policy, of one in and one out (our 2010 manicfesto) and Labour have nicked our policy of getting the energy… Read More
Educational Funding
The Loony Party proposes that all Schools would have a Jumble sale or fete or other fundraising event at least twice per month to help raise funds for those little extras. . . such as Desks, Books, paper, pens , etc R.U. Seerius
St George’s Day
Jeremy Corbyn has brought out a new policy that if they win the next election, St Georges day would be a National Holiday. The Loony party would like to point out that this is a policy that we proposed many years ago. . . If we ruled you would already be having a day off… Read More
General Election June 8th
Theresa May has today threatened to call an election for June 8th 2017. I say threatened as she needs a vote in Parliament (which she will probably get) Our Leader Alan Howlin Laud Hope has already issued a statement telling Loony Candidates to get ready for Government. . . As usual we will be publishing… Read More
Pensions – triple lock
In keeping with the Labour Party’s latest bid to get one or two pensioners to vote for them they have brought out a new policy guaranteeing the Triple lock on pensions until 2025 if they get voted in. The Loony party of course will go one better and buy a padlock, and as its now… Read More
Westminster Attack
We would like to express our condolences to all the families, friends and relatives of any person caught up in the terrible events of last Wednesday. r.u.seerius
Become and M.P until you get a better job
It seems to us that if someone is elected as an M.P they should (with the exception of illness or death) remain in their post until the next general election. The costs to the local ratepayers and taxpayers of running an election runs into thousands of pounds, and is a waste of money, which could… Read More
Two By-elections
A busy December looming with two By-elections. Richmond Park The first being in Richmond Park, Middlesex, the seat vacated by Zac Goldsmith, only to put himself up again. A bit of egoism here one would think. He was against the 3rd runway at Heathrow. This election will be on Thurs Dec 1st, our candidate is… Read More
Happy Birthday Screaming Lord Sutch
All the membership of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party would like to wish our spiritual leader… Screaming Lord (David) Sutch a very happy 76th Birthday.