Author: R.U.Seerius

A Last Minute Call to the People of Wales.

Now is your chance to

KICK THE POLITICIANS , WHERE IT HURTS
IN THE BALLOT BOX

Are you fed up with all the political dogma and in fighting of the other parties
Do you normally not bother to vote as “they are all the same”
NOW is YOUR chance to change the poltical landscape of Wales
If you don’t Usually vote…Vote Unusually
Vote: The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Show the others parties that you do care, just not about them

You have an alternative..
Remember the only vote that is wasted is one that isn’t used…

The definitive Welsh Assembly Loony Party Manicfesto 2016

  1. We will feed the Welsh dragon as its looking a bit thin due to government cuts
  1. We will try to find a breeding pair of dragons as the Welsh Dragon is an endangered species.
  1. We will Report the Welsh dragon to the monopolies commission (there is only One)
  1. In the Interests of national security we will ban all Leeks from the Welsh Assembly canteen
  1. To save money we will reduce the Welsh assembly from 60 seats to 5 and create the Welsh Ensemble .
  1. Man versus horse and Bog snorkling to be an Olympic sport.
  1. We will create massive factories in South Wales manufacturing Bird nests and noodles and then flood china with them… well they did it to our steel,
  1. We will Legalise Broccoli
  1. We will give the Letter K a sound
  1. We will have different Coloured Dragons on the Welsh Flag.
  1. Anyone over 5 years old who can hold a crayon will be eligible to vote.
  1. We will Introduce Mermaids to Tiger Bay to increase tourism.
  1. We will make Swansea Airport the Hub of the Welsh Space Program.
  1. We promise that should we be elected we will not initiate any of our policies.

Benefit cutz – Nothing funny about this

The resignation of Iain Duncan Smith has highlighted the divisions with the Tory Party regarding the “morality” of benefit Cuts to the disabled.

This is turning out to be to this Tory Government what the Poll Tax was to Thatcher..

Whilst we are aware that some people use the Disabled Benefits to justify not working (i know of several) most Disabled people need these monies to maintain a civilised standard of life and to pay for extra items that their disability dictates…and in a modern society its right that the taxpayer should provide for this.

So I say to the Tory party there is no disgrace doing a U turn on this policy. It would show a strong, caring, and listening Government who is not afraid to alter policy when it is wrong…

Cabinet reshuffle

Unlike some parties  and candidates who dare to disagree with the leader we are not vindictive. We pride ourselves that we only have one cabinet reshuffle per year.

Here are some pictures of us at our 2015 cabinet reshuffle.reshuffle2015breshuffle2015a

New Years Greetings

We would like to wish all our members and all our voters, and any potential voters a very happy and prosperous New Year.

To anyone who didn’t vote for us Bah Humbug! but for anyone is considering it you should make it your New years resolution, as this will give you an enormous sense of well being.

We have lots going on this year and are looking forward to a major campaign in Wales soon….watch this space.

Success at Oldham By-election

A resounding success… Sir Oink a lot and the Loony party would like to thank all the people who came out and voted for him
his vote has increased by 141%..
141 voters knew it made sense….
and just to point out that UKip and the Green party still only have one more M.P than us
Well done oink…oink

R.I.P Cynthia p.s thank you for your custom

It is with Great regret we announce the passing of our Chief Whip and friend of the Loony Party
Cynthia Payne.
Cynthia Payne, whose life was imortalised in film in the 1980s, has died at the age of 82,
A friend and associate of Screaming Lord Sutch, Alan Hope and many others in the party.. She will be missed.

at the Golden lion in ashburton
At the Golden Lion in Ashburton