These are our candidates:
Parliamentary
- Howling Laud – Uxbridge and South Ruislip
- Baron Von Thunderclap – Mid Sussex
- Johnny Disco – Wythenshawe and Sale East
- Peter E. Hill – Louth and Horncastle
- Nick the Flying Brick – Doncaster North
- Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss Green – Kenilworth and Southam
- The Dame Dixon – Hove and Portslade
- Mad Max Bobetsky – North East Hampshire
- Mark Beech – Aldridge and Brownhills
- Ann Kelly, The Mid Bed Minx – Mid Bedfordshire
- Baron Barnes Von Claptrap – Gower, South Wales.
- Mad Hatter – Oxford East
- Mad Mike Young – Sittingbourne and Sheppey
- Hairy Knorm Davidson – Faversham and Mid Kent
- Baron Von Magpie – Islwyn
- George Ridgeon – Gloucester
Local
- Howling Laud – Also standing in his home town of Fleet, Hampshire, for a District Council Seat, to go along with his Town Council one!
- Baron Von Thunderclap – Bolney Parish Council [unopposed]
- Lord Cameron of Roundwood – Northenden Manchester – Local Council
- Baron Fullstop – Wickmanford Ward – Wychaven Dist Council, Worcestershire. Also Childwickham, Worcs – [Unopposed]
- Mad Mike Young – Minster on Sea [Unopposed]
- Chris Worfolk – City and Hunslet, Leeds.
- Mad Max Bobetsky – Hart District, Elevetham, Hants.
- Adam Gzunder Campbell – Brunswick and Adelaide Ward, Hove.
- Sir Oink-a-Lot – Sharston, Manchester
- Martin Hogbin – Limpsfield Parish, Oxted, Surrey
- Nick the Flying Brick – Kirk Ireton Parish Council [unopposed]
- Peter E. Hill – Great Carlton Parish – Lincolnshire
- Roger Monksummers – Gillingham, Dorset.
