Turn Britain into the world’s biggest tax haven by driving the Channel Tunnel through the Channel Islands.
Turn the whole country into a fun park, creating 8 million jobs.
Ex-politician would be employed as waiters so people could throw bread rolls at them.
The constituancy of ‘South Hams’ to be renamed ‘South Hams Egg And Chips’.
Import the sport of dwarf throwing from the USA.
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