Sweet Clarity – A proposal from Gavin
‘all mixed sweets (e.g Smarties, Skittles, Fruit Pastilles etc) must come in a clear wrapper so you know exactly which one your getting next (also so you know when not to offer the next one!).
ASBOs – a proposal from Daniel
Yobs and delinquent youths, seem to like ASBOs they treat them like a medal. Well an idea to fix this is call them: “Magic Pink Fluffy Bunny awards” no one not even a yob would want to get that. Perhaps as an extra deterrent they have to wear pink fluffy bunny ears and a badge… Read More
Education (Skool acktiviteas)
Homework should be banned as it is bad enough for kids having to go to school letalone bring it home with them
Political correctness
The Isle of Wight should be changed to: “The Isle of Mixed Races, and Cultures Located off the Coast of Britain.”
Edukayshun
GCSE English exams be given a more straight-forward layout, with lots of short questions like the Maths papers have.
Animal fashions
It is proposed that :Pets, especially cats and dogs, may not be dressed in miniature human clothing for the purpose of human amusement, unless the animal in question can equip the clothing himself/herself. Punishable by dressing the owner of the animal in miniature human clothing.
OMRLP on YouTube
A Media BTEC course at Cirencester college group made this OMRLP video entitled “We Couldnt Think of a Slogan” as part of their Political Advertising project. Have a look at this [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEbOhUdZik] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEbOhUdZik Apparently when we field 52 Candidates we are then entiled to a three minute political broadcast Could this be our video? Its a lot… Read More
Loony Campaign Gunning for Success
It just goes to show that the loony party can make a difference. Several of our ex military members have been campaigning in Aldershot to have a 25lb Field Gun outside Aldershot railway station refurbished and looked after as part of Aldershots and indeed everyones heritage. They have after much campaigning and writing finally succeeded… Read More
Jersey Flyer reaches the top of Mount Etna
As we speak The Jersey Flyer has reached the top of Mount Etna in Sicily. As a World renowned mountaineer our New Party Chairman has once again beaten the odds to reach the top of this live Volcano. It is the largest active volcano in Europe, currently standing about 3,326 m (10,910 ft) high. Jersey Flyer has… Read More