Conference Report, by Lady Lily the Pink
The 39th Loony Party Conference, hosted at Brecknockshire Loony HQ, The Neuadd Arms Hotel in Llanwrtyd Wells, ran in parallel to the Conservative Conference, but I don’t think I can overstate both how much more fun and how much less divisive our conference of Official Loonies was! The conference began, unofficially with the arrival of… Read More
Loony Party Conference 2023 by RU Seerius
In a concerted effort to abide with the wishes of our late Vice Chairman Barmy Lord Brockman we held our 39th Loony Party Conference in Llanwrtyd Wells. Wales famous for Bog Snorkling, Man versus Horse and the Loony Party HQ in Wales. People came from far and far to attend even though its miles from… Read More
The Ultimate Safety Match
For many years now we have cogitated about the somewhat dubious claims by various companies about the safety of their matches. After a 10-year consultation & testing period we are delighted to confirm that we now have a plethora of boxes containing the ULTIMATE SAFETY MATCH. Lord Rigby of www.brandedmatches.co.uk assisted us with their development… Read More
Vote Mid Bed Minx
We are pleased to announce that our very own Bedfordshire Minx Ann Kelly is our candidate for the forthcoming by election on 19th Oct 2023 Ann has lived in the constituency for 34 years and has contested the seat three times previously. She has been Mayor of Flitwick twice and a school governor and foster… Read More
Loony Party Conference 2023
Our conference is at The Neuadd Arms Hotel, Llanwrtyd Wells, our Welsh HQ, between Thurs 28th Fri – 29th Sat 30th September We have an action-packed line up of events. Starting with a meet on Thursday for the early arrivals and a walk around town on Friday to announce we’re here! A TV documentary crew… Read More
Uxy!
I was the candidate in Uxbridge. A very special thank you to A.Gent Chinners for obtaining the 10 nominations for me. I campaigned in the constituency for ten days. Sir Tim Martin kindly let me use ‘The Good Yarn’ for use as my campaign HQ where I met a lot of nice people. Word soon… Read More
The Selby and Ainsty by-election 20th July 2023
Gilly just wouldn’t stop talking on the night of the Selby election. The rest of our team were Johnny Ringo, RU Seerius, Lady Helen and The Flying Brick. We all met at The Giant Bellflower in Selby and enjoyed listening to Gilly nattering away. The locals were very friendly in the Wetherspoons and wholeheartedly embraced… Read More
Results for ‘Selby and Ainsty’ & ‘Uxbridge’ By-elections
We came, we stood, we lost, we went home . . . Alan Howling Laud Hope, who stood in Uxbridge, got a very low 32 votes which was very disappointing. We think his campaigning got a bit mixed up when the locals kept saying “what about ULEZ”? and Howling repeatedly replied ‘no I’m Alan, not… Read More
Business Links
You can support our candidates by going to our business pages Business Links | The Official Monster Raving Loony Party If you’re a member with a business you can advertise on this website for free . . . RU Seerius
Manicfesto for ‘Selby and Ainsty’ & ‘Uxbridge’ By-elections
We will make the Honours system transparent by having a public auction of knighthoods and peerages to the highest bidder. The Government target of building 300,000 homes a year will be achieved by including bird, tree, dog and Wendy houses in the completion figures. The much-discussed silent majority will be found, and each given a… Read More