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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Uxy!

I was the candidate in Uxbridge. A very special thank you to A.Gent Chinners for obtaining the 10 nominations for me. I campaigned in the constituency for ten days. Sir Tim Martin kindly let me use ‘The Good Yarn’ for use as my campaign HQ where I met a lot of nice people. Word soon… Read More

The Selby and Ainsty by-election 20th July 2023

Gilly just wouldn’t stop talking on the night of the Selby election. The rest of our team were Johnny Ringo, RU Seerius, Lady Helen and The Flying Brick. We all met at The Giant Bellflower in Selby and enjoyed listening to Gilly nattering away. The locals were very friendly in the Wetherspoons and wholeheartedly embraced… Read More

Results for ‘Selby and Ainsty’ & ‘Uxbridge’ By-elections

We came, we stood, we lost, we went home . . . Alan Howling Laud Hope, who stood in Uxbridge, got a very low 32 votes which was very disappointing. We think his campaigning got a bit mixed up when the locals kept saying “what about ULEZ”? and Howling repeatedly replied ‘no I’m Alan, not… Read More

Business Links

You can support our candidates by going to our business pages Business Links | The Official Monster Raving Loony Party If you’re a member with a business you can advertise on this website for free . . . RU Seerius

Manicfesto for ‘Selby and Ainsty’ & ‘Uxbridge’ By-elections

We will make the Honours system transparent by having a public auction of knighthoods and peerages to the highest bidder. The Government target of building 300,000 homes a year will be achieved by including bird, tree, dog and Wendy houses in the completion figures. The much-discussed silent majority will be found, and each given a… Read More

Sir Archibald Stanton

I am a West Yorkshire toff educated at Eaton – Earlsheaton that is Dewsbury WF12. You may have never voted before. But what if there was a Party dedicated to fun? There is! The Loony Party puts the fun back into politics with a guaranteed victory party even before the voting commences. A selection from… Read More

Good Good People of Uxbridge and Ruislip

On Thursday 20th July you are facing yet another Parliamentary Election. I, Howling ‘Laud’ Hope will be your candidate for ‘The Official Monster Raving Loony Party’. The Party Leader. Yes, many of you have voted for me before, I thank you for that. I’m the longest serving Party Political Leader in Great Britain, 23 years…. Read More

Howling at Eton

I was guest speaker at Eton College ‘Literature and Political Society’ dinner on Friday 19th May. I entertained seventy five pupils with my story’s of The Official Monster Raving Loony Party. The Head College Master said that no other speaker had enjoyed so many rounds of applause and standing ovations! I can report that we… Read More

Selby and Ainsty by-election

On Monday 19th June having obtained the necessary signatures on the candidate nomination forms during the morning, Nick The Flying Brick met up with our candidate Sir Archibald Stanton at Selby District Council and North Yorkshire Council offices in Selby. Brick did an exceptional job obtaining the signatures in short time and was received well… Read More

An additional Public Holiday Announcement!

June 16th is a very special date in our Loonyverse. Not only is it the birthday of our glorious leader, Howling Laud Hope, it is also the day the our former leader, Screaming Lord Sutch, became our current Spiritual leader. To top both these historic events it is also the day in 1982 that our party… Read More