OFFICIAL Coronation Honours 2023
We politely request that you briefly indulge us at this historic moment. We are rather proud that every year we acknowledge & appoint many new OFFICIAL Loony Ministers that shamefully often get overlooked by the Government’s apparently unbiased & impartial ‘Honours Committee. Queen Elizabeth II is sadly no more so we humbly pledge our oath… Read More
Local Elections 4th May 2023
Our candidates in the 4th May local elections so far: Sheik El Wright’O – Pickmore Parish & High Legh Cheshire County Sir T Fied – Bognor Regis, Sussex. Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Hart District, Hampshire. Baron Von Thunderclap – West Sussex County and Bolney Parish Mad Mike – Sheppey Central of Swale Borough Jumping Jack… Read More
Barmy Lord Brockman
It is with great sadness that we announce the death of Paul Brockman from Evesham. Also known as ‘Barmy Lord Brockman’. He joined the party in 2014, and has been a stalwart member ever since, so much so that we recently made him our Vice Chairman. He stood many times for us in his local… Read More
manicfesto proposals
26m tonnes of waste plastic bottles are discarded every year in the UK of which only 45% are recycled. The Loony Party has the answer.. Stop making them.. Before you ask…We have found an alternative. Its called glass.
Some of our Proposals for other elections
Along with the existing Government policy for levelling up the North with the South we will provide free Spirit Levels to all We will reduce inflation by giving everyone free pins. To make trains safer, we will fit them all with cushions on the front. Any possible schemes thought up… Read More
General Election 2022 Manicfesto
General Election 2022 Manicfesto —— For the Manic, Not the Few We pledge to fight this election on an invisible platform so that people cannot see the floors in our policies. Once in Government, we will replace the Foreign Secretary with a British one! Waitng Lists We will reduce hospital waiting lists by using a… Read More
General Election 2019 Manicfesto
General Election 2019 Manicfesto —— For the Manic, Not the Few We pledge to fight this election on an invisible platform so that people cannot see the floors in our policies. Stressful times in the House In order to calm down the passions and stresses currently exhibited in Parliament, the Loony Party would make all… Read More
Local Elections
There will be local elections in various parts of the country on Thurs May 4th 2023 . If you want to stand for the ‘Official Monster Raving Loony Party’ in your area, you can’t just do it, you have to get an official certificate to use the party name. This can be obtained from our… Read More