Its September – Party Political Conference time
We feel very proud and privileged to have been given permission to hold our 38th annual conference in ‘The House of Commons’ The first time ever that such a venue has been made available. ‘The House of Commons’ being the famous music venue in Coalville, The Victoria Inn. Which by sheer coincidence is owed by… Read More
Energetic Manicfesto proposals
In order to help with the Energy crisis we propose 1. We will get rid of the Energy Price Cap and replace it with a Top Hat (This will also help our Millenery Industry) 2. We will get rid of all Standing Charges. (We are quite capable of sitting down and freezing to death) 3…. Read More
Bolney Ward By-election
It wasn’t until the notice of poll was issued that I realised my proposer was an Earle! He and his partner Sas run the 8 Bells where staff and pub dog are all wearing ‘Baron for Bolney’ badges. Kristy the Conservative candidate canvassed the 8 Bells, but was told that all of Bolney would be… Read More
Raving Loony Party Conference 2022
All is set and ready to go at ‘The Victoria Inn’ Coalville, Leicestershire on Thurs 22 to Sat 24 Sept. Bands on Friday include ‘Morderstein’ a Rammstein tribute band (Shock Rock) – ‘Audiorage’ Rage Against the Machine’, tribute, – plus Gripper and the Gonads. Saturday, – Cocked & Loaded, Glam Rock (Hair Metal) plus Murder… Read More
Wakefield By-election Thurs 23rd June 2022
Well done to ‘Sir Archibald Stanton Earl Eaton’, for not coming last yet again. We beat UKIP and four other parties coming 10th out of 15. I arrived on 19th June and ensconced myself into ‘The Victoria Inn’ in Horbury, part of the constituency. I was covering for Archie on the run up, as he… Read More
Wakefield Report
The Wakefield by-election was held on 23rd June 2022. Our candidate was local toff Sir Archibald Stanton one of the few candidates standing actually having a WF postcode. All the Loony Party members congregated at our by-election HQ the Victoria Pub in Horbury early evening in anticipation of the count later that night. Some members… Read More
Wakefield Proposed Manicfesto
People of Wakefield its time to Wake-up and vote for the only Candidate at this election with No Strings Attached. Vote Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton Along with the existing Government policy for levelling up the North with the South we will provide free Spirit Levels to all. We will reduce inflation by giving everyone… Read More
Sir Archie’s Hustings
Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton is the Official Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for the Wakefield Constituency. He is a local Toff educated at Eaton – Earlsheaton that is WF12, one of the few local candidates standing and living in the area with a Wakefield postcode. Apathy is the main contender in this by-election so… Read More