Mr, Mrs, Miss, Ms, Neutral. . . . Potato Head

We’re in the Mood for #LoonyLindaGin

One of Ministers, the delightful Linda Nolan has a new project on the go making Gin!
Launched last week and the initial batch sold out in under 15 hours!
Advanced orders can now be made on her website.
Enlisting the help of award-winning York-based distillery Sloemotion, Linda has created Hudson’s first offering, a Passion Fruit & Watermelon Gin – a deliciously dry gin, distilled traditionally and blended perfectly with wonder-foods passionfruit and watermelon, to create one smooth, sensational pour-filler that will get you In The Mood!
As part of our #LoonyLotto series of fun & games on our Twitter feed we need some help to devise some new flavours by playing #LoonyLindaGin
This game will close on Tues 23rd Feb at 8pm and Linda will select the best entries who will be suitably rewarded with a plethora on entries for Wednesday’s #LoonyLotto Prize Draw to win some OFFICIAL Loony merchandise.

Agent Larry keeps tabby’s on unofficial loonies

One of the things that Civil Servants are duty bound to adhere to is to remain impartial at all possible times. This also means that they cannot undertake Ministerial positions, however, at present, there is nothing to prevent them from receiving honorary Ministerial positions! We are therefore delighted to announce, after 10 years sterling work on our behalf, to award Agent Larry an honorary Ministry.
After our Spiritual Leader, Screaming Lord Sutch’s sad passing, the two front runners to become our new leader, back in 1999, could not be separated after tightly fought contest so the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party became the first political party to be jointly ruled by man & beast, by Howling Laud Hope & Catmandu, (we do not count the unofficial claim to this title by Margaret Thatcher & John Major)
Agent Larry, 14, has had to endure three Prime Moggyster’s lodging with him since he moved from the Battersea Dog & Cat home in 2011.
In true Loony style he claims, on his Twitter account, to be in position longer than any leader of a UK political party. Howling Laud Hope, currently leader for over twenty one years has generously decided as a token of his esteem to overlook this claim.
We congratulate Agent Larry on his decade of service and duly make him our Minister of MPs (Meno-Paws) which we know he will run purrfectly.

Local Elections 2021.

Ok here we go, looking very much like that there will Elections on Thursday May 6th. Not in every case, but there will be Parish, Town, County or District seats up for grabs in many areas. If your area is one of these and you want to stand for The Official Monster Raving Loony Part you cannot go ahead and just do it. You must get a notice of authorisation from our Party Nominating Officer. This can be obtained very easily by calling him on 07946292557.
These elections are completely free, no deposit. You will need to start thinking about it now, because you will have to have your papers in by Thurs April 8th, so get your papers from your local Town Hall a.s.a.p.
Call the above aforesaid number if you have any questions or query’s
Best of luck to all who do stand, I shall be one of you.
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope – Party Leader.

#LoonyLotto – update.

Whilst the UK continues with it’s lockdown, we in the OFFICIAL Loony Party continue to relieve the daily boredom with our series of fun games to win some fantastic OFFICIAL Loony Merchandise every Wednesday and Saturday. Recent games have be hosted or judged by Lords Matthew Wright, Mike Batt & Mr Benn along with our Agent in Number 10 . . . Larry the Cat!

Our Party’s Birth is in the Loony Stars!

As the only OFFICIAL political party, we like to explore all trains of thought and opinion as the only truly loony inclusive party of the population. We thank HannahB for her sterling work in unravelling the Loony Party Birth Chart.
Here is our Natal Astrology Chart appearing from a Crystal Top Hat…

Sun and Mercury in Gemini and in the 9th house. The urge for self expression is strong. The party likes to collect information as well as share it. They are curious and like to have their fingers in a lot of different pies (so to speak). They are witty and enjoy intellectual conversations. They can get bored very easily but adapt quickly, to new and changing situations. Loony’s are able to make friends easily, and with people from all walks of life. They are very objective and observant and find it easy to detach themself from people and situations. There is a nervous and restless energy about them to move quickly and enjoy keeping busy. Geminis enjoy the “lighter” side of life. With having their Sun in the 9th house they have a need to understand the world around them. Loony’s have a thirst to learn but also like to share their knowledge. They enjoy different cultures and foreign lands.

Mars in 1st house and conjunct Libra Ascendant. Loony’s are very active, energetic, enterprising, independent and dynamic. Due to having Saturn also in the 1st house and in the diplomatic sign of Libra they aren’t as forceful or aggressive. They often begin things, but struggle to see them through to the end. They get bored very easily and can be very direct at times. Spontaneity is also extremely important to them. Loony’s can be very competitive and enjoy a challenge. Interestingly they also have Pluto in the first house. People’s first impressions of them are very strong (one way or another) and some people may feel very intimidated. They rarely accept the obvious. Instead they look through a situation. Jupiter in the second house of Scorpio, makes them very resourceful. However, they can have a tendency for over indulgence.

Uranus in the Sagittarius 3rd house. Loony’s like to express themselves freely and uniquely. They like to be original and unusual. Freedom of speech and thought is extremely important to them. Loony’s are natural free thinkers. They like to express themselves through writing and public speaking. The more they are able to express themselves in front of their family and friends, the happier they are.

Moon in Aries 7th. Loony’s are drawn to partnerships. They prefer to be part of couple or group. They depend on others for emotional support.

Venus in the Taurus 8th. Loony’s are attracted to everything which is taboo, hidden or forbidden and they wear their heart on their sleeves. Loony’s magnetically draw people to them with their charming and charismatic personality. When they give themself to someone or something, they give it wholeheartedly.
Hannah B (Official Natal Astrologer to the Official Loony Party)