Alliance of Insanity

Lord Buckethead is representing the Official Monster Raving Loony Party in the 2019 General Election, he will be standing against the current PM Boris Johnson in Uxbridge & South Ruislip.
The Lord Buckethead is the arch villain in the Gremloids Hyperspace films and reincarnations have stood against Prime Ministers in three previous General Elections. Margaret Thatcher at Finchley in 1987, John Major at Huntingdon in 1992 and Theresa May at Maidenhead in 2017. Lord Buckethead also stood against Loony Leaders, David Sutch in 1987 and Alan Hope in 2017.
Lord Buckethead has joined the Loony Party, in this historic year, when it celebrates its tenth consecutive General Election and its leader “Howling Laud” Hope became the longest serving political party leader in Great Britain for over 100 years. Lord Buckethead said ominously “The Loonys are a natural fit for me as we are in a Coalition of Chaos and the Loony Party seem to be talking the most sense.”

Loony question for the Eggheads

Question came up on Eggheads this week “Which of these three candidates stood against Theresa May in the 2017 General Election at Maidenhead”. The three options  were Lord Buckethead, Mr Fish Finger and Baron Badger.
The Eggheads struggled but eventually correctly answered ‘Lord Buckethead’.
Lord Buckethead speaking from another space and time says:
“As one terrestrial channel denies me the platform I deserve during ITV Debate, another makes me the answer to a question on Eggheads TV. When will these feeble humans learn that I, Lord Buckethead, am the answer to ALL questions?”

Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton

Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton is the candidate for the West Yorkshire Dewsbury Constituency. He is seen here with his right hand man Gilly Nicholls. They were photographed in the constituency by Peter Townend.
Sir Archibald is a local Dewsbury lad, born and educated at ‘Eaton’ – Earlsheaton that is, (nursery infant and junior school). His ancestor Arch Stanton’s grave is featured in the film ‘The Good,The Bad and the Ugly’.
He will be seen on the campaign trail over the next few weeks with Gilly and the rest of his Loony Team in their battle bus and trailer. A concert is arranged at their Campaign HQ ‘The Woodman Inn’ at Batley Carr prior to election day. This is a unique opportunity for Dewsbury to elect their new MP – representing The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

The Baron and the Dame

Two for the price of One. Baron Von Thunderclap Shadow Minister for the protection of Dodo’s and the Panto Dame are standing in constituencies only a few miles apart. They chose to give a joint interview with the Argus newspaper.
They discussed many policies agreeing on the main one of putting smiles on faces.

Others included calming down the passions and stresses currently exhibited in Parliament, by making all MP’s have half an hour Tai Chi everyday.
This would counteract the other 23 ½ hours they engage in Chi Ting.

Our Loony Party Candidates

Citizen Skwith – Brighton Pavilion
The Raving Mr P – Peterborough
George Ridgeon – Cheltenham
The Iconic Arty Pole – Louth/Horncastle
Nick Blunderbuss – Kenilworth/Southam
Mark Beech – Aldridge/Brownhills
Mad Mike Young – Sittingbourne/Sheppey
Howling Laud Hope – North East Hampshire
The Mid Bed Minx – Mid Bedfordshire
Dame Dixon – Hove/Portslade
Barmy Lord Brockman – Mid Worcestershire
Chinners – Kingston/Surbiton
Lady Lily the Pink – Brecon/Radnorshire
Lord Bucket Head – Uxbridge
Baron Von Thunderclap – Mid Sussex
Farmin’ Lord F’tang Dave – Denton/Reddish
Just John – Clacton-on-Sea
Sir Archibald Stanton – Dewsbury
Badger – Esher/Walton
Martin Hogbin – East Surrey
Mark CitiZen Lawrence – Chelmsford
Lord Sandys – Islington South
Incredible Flying Brick – Islington North
Earl Elvis of Outwell – South West Norfolk

Lily the Pink on the Campaign trail!

Lady Lily the Pink is putting the finishing touches to a batch of pink fairy cakes. The kitchen surfaces at her home, in Llanwrtyd Wells, Powys, are sticky with pink icing. The colour scheme matches that of her election-time alter ego, Lady Lily the Pink.
See the full story on the BBC Website
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General Election

On your marks, get set, ready, here we go. A general election has been called for Thursday 12th December 2019. Your party expects, ‘if you can’, to be a candidate, in your own constituency. You must bear in mind though, that you can’t just do it, you must get a letter of authorisation from our registered Nomination Officer. This is done easily enough by calling Howling Laud on 07946292557. Give him your name, plus ‘Loony Name’ if you have one, (if not he will sort you). Address, phone no, and E-mail, also the name of the constituency in which you want to stand. At this precise moment in time we have twenty four candidates confirmed. So come on in and join us and you never know, you could become a hero. A legend in your time, or even a sensible politician. Getting ready to Rule the Looniverse.
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope
Loony Party Leader.

Deputy Leaders

In the wake of the Labour Party trying to get rid of their Deputy Leader, the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party now has 5 deputy leaders! Knigel Knapp, Baron Von Thunderclap, Chinners, The Incredible Flying Brick &  RU Seerius.
Another First for the Loony Party The Dream Team