New Year Loony Honours
As ever, we like to recognise those that have been overlooked by in the annual bribe or buy gong system. Not only are the following deserving recipients now worthy title holders, they also have an OFFICIAL Loony Ministry to maintain for future generations. This year we decided to go back to our roots as the… Read More
Happy / Loony New Year to you all.
Sorry this message is a bit late, unfortunately I have been flooded out of my flat, and am living in the local Premier Inn until repairs are completed. I haven’t had access to my computer. This year started where the last one finished, Locked Down, Locked Out and Locked up. Until May that was, then… Read More
Solent Loonys
Two ‘Loony Likely Lads’ with a combined age of 150+ years from the Gosport Parliamentary Constituency area, which is a marine location, have launched a campaign, which though at one time was becalmed and ‘holed below the water line’ has suddenly got the ‘wind back in its sails’. You see, Lord Charles OF Hill Head… Read More
Loony New Year Honours
Our 3 worthy recipients of the 2022 Loony New Year Honours , however as an extra bit of fun, the Ministry for Lord James Blunt will be decided by a Twitter poll which closes around tea-time on New Year’s day! >>Lord James Blunt Twitter Poll<<
Christmas Greetings From The Isles of Deliberation
All the gang from The Isles Of Deliberation Party would like to wish everyone a very Happy Christmas and a Great New Year. Many congratulations to all those stalwart Loonies who took part in elections across the country this past year and Boris ‘The Bumbling Oaf’ must be quaking in his shoes at the prospect… Read More
Shropshire North By-election
I was keen to start nice and early with the hustings in Shropshire North so arrived a week before the by-election on the 9th December. I was booked into the ‘Shrewsbury Wetherspoon Hotel’ with the compliments of Tim Martin and was ready for seven days of campaigning. The ‘Flying Brick’ and our local man ‘Englebert… Read More
Bananas refused at Old Bexley & Sidcup by-election count
Due to the inclement weather my campaign was heavily concentrated in cosy pubs where local drinkers readily approached me and my team for information. We left the cold-calling on cold doorsteps to the other parties. Pubs in both Bexley and Sidcup were covered, including Wetherspoon’s of course. Handed out were million pound notes freshly picked… Read More
Rainbow George (George Weiss)
I first became aware of George way back in the mid 80s, a good friend of Screaming Lord Sutch. He had his own party called ‘The Rainbow Party’, we used to team up with him at various elections. He would often come along to some of the seats that we were contesting as well. A… Read More
We won…..Old Bexley & Sidcup Result
Well done Mad Mike who stood in the Old Bexley and Sidcup by-election. It seems that all the parties are claiming victory, but the reality is that Mad Mike Young (Loony) who got 94 (0.43%) votes, actually was the winner with a 100% increase in his vote. A big thank you to all of the… Read More
Old Bexley and Sidcup By-election
I was honoured and humbled to be asked by our leader to represent the party. On Wednesday 3rd November polling day was confirmed for Thursday 2nd December with nominations closing on Tuesday 9th November. I had taken my eye off the ball and didn’t know until the Saturday. I was unable to do anything over… Read More