Impeachment
There will be no impeachment under an OFFICIAL Loony Government without also having an imbananament, implument, imapplement and imsatsumament and therefore ensuring everyone has their five a day.
Here are the games lined up on Twitter this week for our #LoonyLotto
As well as the usual Loony board games, we have some fun quizes & games to play over the next week to gain a plethora of #LoonyLotto enties. #LoonyLottoTree – Now – win our XMAS Tree #LoonyLochdown – Mon #LoonySpirit – Tue #LoonyLottoDrearyDrab – Thurs #LoonyLottoBrunch – Sun The week after we will be doing a live Q&A with Howling, will… Read More
Tampon Tax
We are very pleased to see that the Tax on Tampons is due to be revised as of 1st Jan. Yet another Loony Party Policy from Chinner’s Manicfesto of 2005 that our Government has finally enacted. Due to EU rules this could not have be done any sooner, with the exception of Ireland. RU Seerius
Roll out the vaccine
Manicfesto Proposal: Save our Pubs (and our Lives) Put the Covid vaccine in Beer.. Open the Pubs, and in two days time the whole country will be vaccinated (thanks to Michael for this one) RU Seerius
New Year Loony Honours
Once again, we in the caring sharing party have deemed it appropriate to bestow a twinkle of Loonyness on some well deserving people of our fine isle. Lord Mike Batt – Minister of Bright-Eyed Wombles & Rabbits Lord Batt is one of the finest musicians and conductors of his or anyone else’s generation. His Watership… Read More
The Naked Truth – A 2021 Calendar
Twenty four ‘real’ men and women, including SEVEN Official Monster Raving Loonies, posed naked during the first 2020 lockdown to help Lady Lily the Pink in her quest to lighten the load, lift spirits and raise money for a mental health charity. The chosen charity is the BDD Foundation (Body Dysmorphic Disorder Foundation) and was… Read More
Oh what a horrible year that was, 2020
Gods saving grace that we are all still here. Started off well as usual, spent the month of January out with our ‘Mediterranean Loonies’ in Malta. All is well with them, they want us to hold a conference out there. Something to think about, it wouldn’t be the first time we held a conference in… Read More
EU Policy and more!
If we leave the EU without a deal we will introduce a blanket ban on continental quilts. We will paint our coastal limits Red White & Blue, so that British fish know where they are at all times. Once in Government we will replace the Foreign Secretary with a British one. We will be extending… Read More