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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Roll out the vaccine

Manicfesto Proposal:  Save our Pubs (and our Lives) Put the Covid vaccine in Beer.. Open the Pubs, and in two days time the whole country will be vaccinated (thanks to Michael for this one) RU Seerius

New Year Loony Honours

Once again, we in the caring sharing party have deemed it appropriate to bestow a twinkle of Loonyness on some well deserving people of our fine isle. Lord Mike Batt – Minister of Bright-Eyed Wombles & Rabbits Lord Batt is one of the finest musicians and conductors of his or anyone else’s generation. His Watership… Read More

The Naked Truth – A 2021 Calendar

Twenty four ‘real’ men and women, including SEVEN  Official Monster Raving Loonies, posed naked during the first 2020 lockdown to help Lady Lily the Pink in her quest to lighten the load, lift spirits and raise money for a mental health charity.  The chosen charity is the BDD Foundation (Body Dysmorphic Disorder Foundation) and was… Read More

Oh what a horrible year that was, 2020

Gods saving grace that we are all still here. Started off well as usual, spent the month of January out with our ‘Mediterranean Loonies’ in Malta. All is well with them, they want us to hold a conference out there. Something to think about, it wouldn’t be the first time we held a conference in… Read More

EU Policy and more!

If we leave the EU without a deal we will introduce a blanket ban on continental quilts. We will paint our coastal limits Red White & Blue, so that British fish know where they are at all times. Once in Government we will replace the Foreign Secretary with a British one. We will be extending… Read More

Keeping Them Honest

Recently this petition appeared on social media and the question was asked “Should the OMRLP get involved?” After all we’ve been saying something similar for many years. Equally, as a Party, we are not keen on legislation for legislation sake – and these Government Petitions don’t have much of a record of changing things. To… Read More

Greetings from the Isles of Deliberation

I hope that you are all safe and well now that you are locked up again and here in Jersey we are also under restrictions but not as severe as you. However, two nights ago there was a private party in an hotel here and 35 people contracted the virus and now we have 200… Read More

Loch Ness to Loch Doon

>>Link to Radio Alty Show on the 11th Nov<<