Chinners in Kingston & Surbiton
Another hectic Election preparing loads of mock election packs, newspaper, TV & Radio interviews whilst managing to squeeze in a couple of the constituency hustings, which I must say were the most cordial yet that I’ve attended. As ever the serious stuff eventually began with my Victory Party in my Loony HQ, The Lucky Rover… Read More
Earl Elvis in South West Norfolk
My first foray into battle and what an experience. From local radio station interviews and local newspapers. I was tongue tied at times, but it all worked out. Election night itself was surreal, four of us attended and received the biggest cheer of the night. No Loony has ever stood in the seat before and… Read More
Badger in Esher & Walton
The election started of with my victory party on Wednesday night at the George Inn in Walton. Starting with Mr Badaxe who went down very well. I went to the count at Sandown Park with my loony wife the mad cow and an ex green candidate Olivia who stood against me in 2017. Before we… Read More
Two Islington Election Counts
Lord Sandy’s of Bunhill and Nick the Incredible Flying Brick stood respectively in Islington South and North. Lord Sandy’s spent the election campaign listening to voters, pundits and to other candidates and heard a great deal of utter rubbish. Opinions on everything from Brexit to bins, mostly ill informed and rarely grounded in fact. The… Read More
General Election 12th Dec 2019 Results
The Iconic Arty Pole in Louth & Horncastle – 1,044 Earl Elvis of Outwell in South West Norfolk – 836 Barmy Lord Brockman in Mid Worcestershire – 638 Citizen Mark Lawrence in Chelmsford – 580 Howling ‘Laud’ Hope in North East Hampshire – 576 Baron Von Thunderclap in Mid Sussex – 550 The Mid Bed… Read More
Blunderbuss Result
There was only three loonies at the Kenilworth & Southam count, my Election Agent Gary “Bratwurst’ Sweetman, Pete ‘Bunny’ Warren and myself. We were of course the highlight of the show and incumbent Jeremy Wright the former Attorney General and Culture Secretary joined in with all the fun. I polled 457 and he only just… Read More
Mad Mike’s money tree
All the other parties are making final election promises. Promises that they will undoubtedly be unable to keep.The Loony’s have our very own last ditch Manicfesto commitment before you decide to cast your vote tomorrow. . . We will replace the traditional Christmas Tree for every home in the UK with a Magic Money Tree…. Read More
Tokyo Broadcasting Crew
A visit from the prestigious Tokyo Broadcasting System was greeted in Loony HQ, ‘The Lucky Rover’ in Chessington by our Glorious Leader Howling Laud Hope. Also there, Chinners, Lord Lawson, Dr Dave Moore ‘Minister for Daftness’, Badger, Dame Dixon, Reverend Martin Hogbin, Big Norm & Baron Von Thunderclap. A multi-loony interview and frivolity ensued along… Read More
George Ridgeon in Cheltenham
George Ridgeon is our sitting candidate in Cheltenham. He became a loony after seeing Screaming Lord Sutch in 1963 during his failed Stratford on Avon election. He started racing motorcycles and joined the fire brigade on Friday 13th December 1968. You have to be loony to race motorcycles and go into buildings on fire! Friday… Read More
Sir Archibald and Team on the battle trail in Dewsbury
The campaign trail was set alight last Saturday when and the rest of his Loony team were touring the Constituency in their battlebus and towing their trailer. Pictured are L-R Lucan The Big Cigar, Jimmy Duke of Earl, Baron Von Rainer of The Hill, Sir Archibald, supporter Paul Halloran, Gilly Nicholls, Johnny Ringo Chickadelphia and… Read More