A. Gent Chinners
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A. Gent Chinners
Looking for inspiration I threw a dart at a map of UK constituency’s and hit ‘Holborn and St Pancras’ in London. I discovered, only shortly after having my papers accepted in Camden Town Hall, that Sir Keir Starmer had chosen the same constituency too! Sir Richard Bootleg in neighbouring Kilburn and Joshua ‘Mad Hatter’ Laud Mallinson make a great team. Sir Richard has accepted the role of election agent. Local legend and campaign manager Joshua proposed my candidacy and convinced fellow voters at ‘Tapping the Admiral’ in Camden to nominate me and arranged Dan from the Camden Journal to record our campaign. With sutch a fantastic team I am confident of a famous victory on the 4th July, independence is ours!
Nick the Incredible Flying Brick
Well done everybody!
Lady Lily The Pink
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Brecon, Radnor and Cwm Tawe
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Citizen Skwith
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Brighton Pavilion
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Mark Citizen Lawrence
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Chelmsford
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Lord Psychobilly Tractor
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Crewe and Nantwich
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Martin Hogbin
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East Surrey
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Hoo-Ray Henry
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Ely and East Cambridgeshire
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Knigel Knapp
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Hackney North and Stoke Newington
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Nick the Incredible Flying Brick
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Holborn and St Pancras
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Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss Green
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Kenilworth and Southam
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A. Gent Chinners
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Kingston and Surbiton
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Ezechiel Adlore
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Leicester South
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Iconic Arty-Pole
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Louth and Horncastle
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Baron Von Thunderclap
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Mid Sussex
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Mad Hatter
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New Forest East
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Howling ‘Laud’ Hope
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North East Hampshire
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Barmy Brunch
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North East Somerset and Hanham
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Sir Archibald Stanton
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Richmond and Northallerton
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Mad Mike Young
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Sittingbourne and Sheppey
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Earl Elvis of East Anglia
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South West Norfolk
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Titus Anything
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Stafford
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Sir Grumpus L Shorticus
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Ynys Môn
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James Antony Lionel Michael Rust | Blackpool North and Fleetwood |
Howling Laud Hope – Loony Party Leader
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope your party leader here, on his marks, get set, ready – GO, for the 2024 General Election! I am in my home constituency of North East Hampshire where I obtained my best ever result of 576 votes in 2019. I am looking to trebling that this time. If I do, it would mean a lot of worry for the other party’s, as they would recognise the voters believe in us!
We are the Party which is on everyone’s side, no matter what political persuasion they may be. The only wasted vote is one that’s not used. If you want to vote for ‘none of the above’ and don’t usually vote, vote unusually, Vote LOONY!
Howling Laud Hope – Loony Party Leader
Ely & East Cambridgeshire – it’s a new one, don’t ya know. This is a brand-new constituency so, clearly, we’re ripe for a change from everything that hasn’t gone before.
As a result, I’m a brand-new Loony candidate; which is more than can be said for some of the unofficial party offerings.
There are Loony enclaves and a range of extremely good hostelries scattered around the seat, including one directly opposite Local Loony HQ. Anyone who fancies exploring them and maybe doing some light campaigning at the same time will find themselves made more than welcome.
My nomination papers were delivered to the extremely friendly election team at East Cambridgeshire District Council at lunchtime on Thursday. We had the novel experience of the Council not being entirely sure how to take my deposit off me, and no, it wasn’t the five-hundred and six 99p coins causing the issue! But all sorted and paperwork submitted. Onwards and sideways!
Hoo-Ray Henry
I obtained signatures in Leyburn over the weekend and delivered my nomination papers for Richmond (Yorks) to to North Yorkshire Council in North Allerton on Monday morning.
Local Loony Party legends Stew Exotic and Paul The Political Poet met in me reception and are keen to support the campaign.
They are active in everything there is to know about matters in the the Richmond Constituency. Following formalities we took the opportunity to take a few photos with other candidates, and staff from County Hall.
Afterwards all three boarded Exotic’s Tiger battle bus followed by a visit to his zoo and nightclub.
Sir Archibald Stanton