This is the third time The Mid Beds Minx has contested the Mid Beds seat. She is rather concerned, as people seemed to be taking her seriously as she goes around the campaign trail. The Minx’s main aim, as in the previous elections, is to thoroughly annoy the party with the majority in the area. As in other elections, it seems to be working.
Everywhere she goes, she is told “You are the only sensible party out
there.” However, The Minx is pleased that this Tory heartland seems to be turning Loony. Resistance is futile.
Mid Beds Minx
What Ho! The Iconic Arty-Pole is the elected chairman of his local council and is standing for Louth and Horncastle for the third time.
Seen here with protector of dodo’s Baron Von Thunderclap (Mid Sussex) and a zombie formerly known as Chinners (Kingston and Surbiton)
As an ex member of the Teenage Party circa 63/64 his natural home is the Loony Party but has only been able to get actively involved in the last few years. Main interests include covert all trains to run on clockwork, this has proved successful in model trials. Selling socks in threes. Getting arts council support for Kazoo players as we hold a word record, and reducing the cost of making the 99p to under a pound.
The Iconic Arty Pole
- Islington MP’s will be coached in ‘Arsenalisation’ and be compelled to house Gunnersaurus Rex during the off-season at their parliamentary chambers.
- Highbury Square will be re-developed into an intergalactic space port.
- The Official Monster Raving Loony Party will create one thousand trillion (£1000,000,000,000,000) pounds of new money through quantitative easing and give everyone free internet, housing and restaurant bills, for ever. Why vote for anyone else when you are guaranteed free lunch for all time with the the Incredible Flying Brick.
- Return the British currency to pounds, shillings, pence, farthings and groats, with rural parts of London such as Hackney returning to trade in shiny beads.
- All the UK remaining gold reserves will be placed on the last race at the Epsom Derby in a bid to cancel the national debt.
Nick The Incredible Flying Brick
Lord Buckethead is representing the Official Monster Raving Loony Party in the 2019 General Election, he will be standing against the current PM Boris Johnson in Uxbridge & South Ruislip.
The Lord Buckethead is the arch villain in the Gremloids Hyperspace films and reincarnations have stood against Prime Ministers in three previous General Elections. Margaret Thatcher at Finchley in 1987, John Major at Huntingdon in 1992 and Theresa May at Maidenhead in 2017. Lord Buckethead also stood against Loony Leaders, David Sutch in 1987 and Alan Hope in 2017.
Lord Buckethead has joined the Loony Party, in this historic year, when it celebrates its tenth consecutive General Election and its leader “Howling Laud” Hope became the longest serving political party leader in Great Britain for over 100 years. Lord Buckethead said ominously “The Loonys are a natural fit for me as we are in a Coalition of Chaos and the Loony Party seem to be talking the most sense.”
Question came up on Eggheads this week “Which of these three candidates stood against Theresa May in the 2017 General Election at Maidenhead”. The three options were Lord Buckethead, Mr Fish Finger and Baron Badger.
The Eggheads struggled but eventually correctly answered ‘Lord Buckethead’.
Lord Buckethead speaking from another space and time says:
“As one terrestrial channel denies me the platform I deserve during ITV Debate, another makes me the answer to a question on Eggheads TV. When will these feeble humans learn that I, Lord Buckethead, am the answer to ALL questions?”
Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton is the candidate for the West Yorkshire Dewsbury Constituency. He is seen here with his right hand man Gilly Nicholls. They were photographed in the constituency by Peter Townend.
Sir Archibald is a local Dewsbury lad, born and educated at ‘Eaton’ – Earlsheaton that is, (nursery infant and junior school). His ancestor Arch Stanton’s grave is featured in the film ‘The Good,The Bad and the Ugly’.
He will be seen on the campaign trail over the next few weeks with Gilly and the rest of his Loony Team in their battle bus and trailer. A concert is arranged at their Campaign HQ ‘The Woodman Inn’ at Batley Carr prior to election day. This is a unique opportunity for Dewsbury to elect their new MP – representing The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton
Two for the price of One. Baron Von Thunderclap Shadow Minister for the protection of Dodo’s and the Panto Dame are standing in constituencies only a few miles apart. They chose to give a joint interview with the Argus newspaper.
They discussed many policies agreeing on the main one of putting smiles on faces.
Others included calming down the passions and stresses currently exhibited in Parliament, by making all MP’s have half an hour Tai Chi everyday.
This would counteract the other 23 ½ hours they engage in Chi Ting.
Citizen Skwith – Brighton Pavilion
The Raving Mr P – Peterborough
George Ridgeon – Cheltenham
The Iconic Arty Pole – Louth/Horncastle
Nick Blunderbuss – Kenilworth/Southam
Mark Beech – Aldridge/Brownhills
Mad Mike Young – Sittingbourne/Sheppey
Howling Laud Hope – North East Hampshire
The Mid Bed Minx – Mid Bedfordshire
Dame Dixon – Hove/Portslade
Barmy Lord Brockman – Mid Worcestershire
Chinners – Kingston/Surbiton
Lady Lily the Pink – Brecon/Radnorshire
Lord Bucket Head – Uxbridge
Baron Von Thunderclap – Mid Sussex
Farmin’ Lord F’tang Dave – Denton/Reddish
Just John – Clacton-on-Sea
Sir Archibald Stanton – Dewsbury
Badger – Esher/Walton
Martin Hogbin – East Surrey
Mark CitiZen Lawrence – Chelmsford
Lord Sandys – Islington South
Incredible Flying Brick – Islington North
Earl Elvis of Outwell – South West Norfolk