Howling Laud in North East Hampshire
I, Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope, live in Fleet, N E Hants, so yes, in your constituency. I have been the leader of this party for the last 20 years, currently Britains longest serving party leader. We are the party that’s on your side no matter what ‘Political Persuasion’ you may be. Please remember that the… Read More
Mad Mike in Sittingbourne & Sheppey
This will be the sixth General Election in which I have stood as candidate in Sittingbourne & Sheppey, which is more than any of the other candidates and hence consider myself to be the “Father of the General Election”. As the most senior figure I am setting an example to the others. Policies include; Free… Read More
On the hustings in Kingston and Surbiton
It’s election time, so once again it’s time to remind the voters that a vote for the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party, is no longer seen as a wasted vote as ‘The Only Wasted vote is one that isn’t used’ Surrey Comet story Chinners
Blunderbuss in Kenilworth & Southam
Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss Green is standing for Kenilworth & Southam and is looking for a comfy seat in ‘The House’. “If I get more that 499 votes I promise to run through the streets of the constituency naked.” If I don’t keep my promise I’d rather be ‘Dead in a Ditch’ Blunderbuss Manickfesto Blunderbuss
Mid Beds Minx
This is the third time The Mid Beds Minx has contested the Mid Beds seat. She is rather concerned, as people seemed to be taking her seriously as she goes around the campaign trail. The Minx’s main aim, as in the previous elections, is to thoroughly annoy the party with the majority in the area…. Read More
The Iconic Art Pole
What Ho! The Iconic Arty-Pole is the elected chairman of his local council and is standing for Louth and Horncastle for the third time. Seen here with protector of dodo’s Baron Von Thunderclap (Mid Sussex) and a zombie formerly known as Chinners (Kingston and Surbiton) As an ex member of the Teenage Party circa 63/64… Read More
Islington North
Nick the Incredible Flying Brick is looking forward to winning Islington North. He will immediately abolish gravity the same day as the result, which lucky for him, is Friday 13th. Policies: Islington MP’s will be coached in ‘Arsenalisation’ and be compelled to house Gunnersaurus Rex during the off-season at their parliamentary chambers. Highbury Square will… Read More
Alliance of Insanity
Lord Buckethead is representing the Official Monster Raving Loony Party in the 2019 General Election, he will be standing against the current PM Boris Johnson in Uxbridge & South Ruislip. The Lord Buckethead is the arch villain in the Gremloids Hyperspace films and reincarnations have stood against Prime Ministers in three previous General Elections. Margaret… Read More
Loony question for the Eggheads
Question came up on Eggheads this week “Which of these three candidates stood against Theresa May in the 2017 General Election at Maidenhead”. The three options were Lord Buckethead, Mr Fish Finger and Baron Badger. The Eggheads struggled but eventually correctly answered ‘Lord Buckethead’. Lord Buckethead speaking from another space and time says: “As one… Read More
Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton
Sir Archibald Stanton Earl ‘Eaton is the candidate for the West Yorkshire Dewsbury Constituency. He is seen here with his right hand man Gilly Nicholls. They were photographed in the constituency by Peter Townend. Sir Archibald is a local Dewsbury lad, born and educated at ‘Eaton’ – Earlsheaton that is, (nursery infant and junior school)…. Read More