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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Lewisham Manicfesto

Good People of Lewisham…..Voting is pretty simple really , ask yourself the question – Are you , your family and your neighborhood better off than it was the last time you voted . It was that great Loony, Albert Einstein that said “Insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results” ?? We… Read More

Front Runner in the Lewisham East By-election

Our Illustrious and stalwart party leader Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope is the obvious choice to be Lewisham East’s next MP. Howling is a familiar face on the political scene having previously fought 21 Parliamentary seats against Teresa May, David Cameron, Boris Johnson and many others. He is feeling jubilant as he has just been returned… Read More

Lewisham East

Heidi Alexander, a Labour MP, stood down yesterday to become the London deputy Mayor for Transport. She is vacating her Lewisham East seat. The ‘Official Monster Raving Loony Party’ will be contesting this seat, in the shape of their well seasoned parliamentary candidate, party leader, Howling ‘Laud’ Hope. His running mate, agent, will be Trevor… Read More

Election Results

Farmin’ Lord Dave – Denton South – 206 Trevor Allman – Blackheath Greenwich -106 Chinners – Chessington North – 82 Howling Laud – Hart District – 60 Baron Badger – Walton North – 38 Monkey – Molesey East – 22 Although he didn’t make Hart District Council, ‘Howling Laud’ did retain his seat for another… Read More

Howling in the News & Mail

Our party leader has a news piece in the Surrey ‘News & Mail’

Practise Voting Booth

Chinners has installed a replica ‘Practice voting’ booth in the HQ, Cricketers pub in Chessington. The idea, as explained in the booth, is to show people how easy it is to vote and of course has our strapline ‘THE ONLY WASTED VOTE IS ONE THAT ISN’T USED’

Gigs at The Cricketers, Chessington

One of the OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party’s longstanding traditions is to promote and support the live music scene in public houses. Indeed one of our candidates, Chinners, has had a pledge in his local Manifesto to put on a band once a week and we are sorry to say that in April 2018, he… Read More

Loony Local Elections

This is a list of our candidates in the May local elections: Howling ‘Laud’ Hope, our Party Leader was elected unopposed to the Fleet Town Council on Friday 6th April, 4 weeks almost before the official election on 3rd May. – And on May 3rd he will additionally be standing for the Hart District Council… Read More

Mad Mike at the University of Westminster

I was both honoured and delighted to represent this great party of ours on a ‘Question Time’ style event at the University of Westminster’s Portland Hall, Wednesday 21st. March 2018. The guest speakers included: Shelly Asquith – Political Advisor for Unite the Union, Former NUS VP and Youth Coordinator for Corbyn’s leadership campaign. Paul Canal… Read More

Memo to all Party Members or persons interested

On Thursday the 3rd of May there will be local elections in your area. Whether they be Parish, Town, District or County, they are completely free of charge to stand, ie no deposit. Its only Parliamentary elections that need £500 up front. To this end, if you are considering standing for ‘The Official Monster Raving… Read More