more nicking Policies
Is there no end to this plagerism?… Labour’s leaked manfesto includes reducing the voting age to 16… One of our policies from the past, 1983 I think… Not so Loony now are we? r.u.seerius
Nicking our policies
Nicking our policies… It seems to be a trend at the moment for other parties to nick other parties policies.. The Tories have nicked Labours Energy cap policy,but wait, Ukip have just nicked our Immigration policy, of one in and one out (our 2010 manicfesto) and Labour have nicked our policy of getting the energy… Read More
Some Brexit Policies
Health – Germany to pay for all treatment of German Measles, and Spain ditto for Spanish Flu. France must give us back Brittany. All Europeans to pay to use the English Channel, and all Creme Anglais to be made in Britain. Big Norman
Educational Funding
The Loony Party proposes that all Schools would have a Jumble sale or fete or other fundraising event at least twice per month to help raise funds for those little extras. . . such as Desks, Books, paper, pens , etc R.U. Seerius
St George’s Day
Jeremy Corbyn has brought out a new policy that if they win the next election, St Georges day would be a National Holiday. The Loony party would like to point out that this is a policy that we proposed many years ago. . . If we ruled you would already be having a day off… Read More
Message from Johnny Disco
In the event of the by-election in Gorton going ahead I promise that the Loony Party will fix all issues and problems in Gorton and surrounding area within my three weeks in Parliament. The Loony Party is calling for a “try before you buy” election and Gorton will be the first time this great idea… Read More
General Election June 8th
Theresa May has today threatened to call an election for June 8th 2017. I say threatened as she needs a vote in Parliament (which she will probably get) Our Leader Alan Howlin Laud Hope has already issued a statement telling Loony Candidates to get ready for Government. . . As usual we will be publishing… Read More
Pensions – triple lock
In keeping with the Labour Party’s latest bid to get one or two pensioners to vote for them they have brought out a new policy guaranteeing the Triple lock on pensions until 2025 if they get voted in. The Loony party of course will go one better and buy a padlock, and as its now… Read More
Disco for Gorton
Muncunian born and bred ‘The Irrelevant Johnny Disco’ is our candidate for the by-election in Manchester Gorton. The parliamentary by-election is being held on the 4th May and Loony head office is extremely confident in victory. My the Farce be with you Johnny D. D-I-S-C-O for Gorton. >>For media The_Irrelevant_Johnny_Disco.png<<