Oldham bye-elecshun
We can confirm that we have a candidate standing at the Oldham by electshun on Dec 3rd.. Our main policy will be :we will ask SSL (of Oldham) to manufacture a giant tubular bandage to help heal the damage That Government cuts have made. We may have to use a few stitches as well, as… Read More
Conference Report
Didn’t we have a luvverly time when we went to Blackpool; we jumped on the bus, without any fuss, and the wheels went round. Fantastic We arrived in Blackpool from all parts of the UK for the 31st ‘Official Monster Raving Loony Party’ Conference. From Jersey, Wales, Scotland, Lincolnshire, Derbyshire, Hampshire, Bedfordshire, Middlesex, Surrey, Cheshire,… Read More
New Proposals
In the light of proposals at the Labour Party Conference under its new leadership with Jeremy Corbyn we have come up with 2 new proposals for Defense : We will get rid of Trident and replace it with a new Tuning Fork. We shall keep the Falklands and Give Jeremy Corbyn to the Argentinians.
Loony Party Conference
Its that time of year once again..all are welcome to the Political Party Conference that dosn’t involve politics….Sept 25th, 26th .. and this year its in Blackpool…… at Uncle Toms Cabin, a fine music venue on Blackpools North Shore, 44-46 Queens Promenade, FY2 9RW.
Northenden Boat Race
Our friend in the North, Johnny disco won the recent 9th annual Northenden Boat Race with a time of 14 minutes, The our local labour MP Mike Kane won the canoe race, and thoroughly good time was had by all! Lots of much needed money was raised for The Christie Cancer charity. If you havent been… Read More
Secret Squirrel Mentions The Great Problems of Entering the Euro
Firstly, there are grave political problems, the fallout could affect the economies reputation and lead to less confidence and less investment e.t.c in the long term. Transaction Costs. Switching from one currency to another is a significant cost. Not only do you have to re-introduce a currency, but, also change over bank machines, and any… Read More
Secret Squirrel Mentions 15 Points Against Britain Joining The Euro.
1. No Devaluation. In the Euro, you can’t devalue if your currency becomes uncompetitive. This has been a significant problem for Euro countries like Spain, Italy and Greece. Compared to Germany, these countries have seen higher wage growth, higher inflation and lower productivity growth. This means their exports become uncompetitive leading to lower demand and… Read More
Our Conference in the Blackpool Gazette
Follow this link to see our conference feature in the Blackpool Gazette: >>Political chiefs fear Monster Raving Loony Party’s conference is the only one Blackpool can attract<<
RIP Roy Tree
It was with great sorrow and pride that I attended the funeral of Roy Tree on the 14th August 2015. Roy lived in Fleet, Hampshire. I expect that only I and our treasurer had ever heard of Roy Tree. Roy was not a party member, not even an activist, but he loved every thing that… Read More