Cynthia Payne’s Funeral 9th Dec 2015
Cynthia or Madam Cyn as she was more affectionately known was a great friend of the Loony Party. She stood for Parliament herself as the ‘Payne and Pleasure Party’ on more than one occasion; hence she met Screaming Lord Sutch on the Chelsea and Kensington hustings in the late 80s. She was never an actual… Read More
Success at Oldham By-election
A resounding success… Sir Oink a lot and the Loony party would like to thank all the people who came out and voted for him his vote has increased by 141%.. 141 voters knew it made sense…. and just to point out that UKip and the Green party still only have one more M.P than… Read More
R.I.P Cynthia p.s thank you for your custom
It is with Great regret we announce the passing of our Chief Whip and friend of the Loony Party Cynthia Payne. Cynthia Payne, whose life was imortalised in film in the 1980s, has died at the age of 82, A friend and associate of Screaming Lord Sutch, Alan Hope and many others in the party….. Read More
Oldham bye-elecshun
We can confirm that we have a candidate standing at the Oldham by electshun on Dec 3rd.. Our main policy will be :we will ask SSL (of Oldham) to manufacture a giant tubular bandage to help heal the damage That Government cuts have made. We may have to use a few stitches as well, as… Read More
Conference Report
Didn’t we have a luvverly time when we went to Blackpool; we jumped on the bus, without any fuss, and the wheels went round. Fantastic We arrived in Blackpool from all parts of the UK for the 31st ‘Official Monster Raving Loony Party’ Conference. From Jersey, Wales, Scotland, Lincolnshire, Derbyshire, Hampshire, Bedfordshire, Middlesex, Surrey, Cheshire,… Read More
New Proposals
In the light of proposals at the Labour Party Conference under its new leadership with Jeremy Corbyn we have come up with 2 new proposals for Defense : We will get rid of Trident and replace it with a new Tuning Fork. We shall keep the Falklands and Give Jeremy Corbyn to the Argentinians.
Loony Party Conference
Its that time of year once again..all are welcome to the Political Party Conference that dosn’t involve politics….Sept 25th, 26th .. and this year its in Blackpool…… at Uncle Toms Cabin, a fine music venue on Blackpools North Shore, 44-46 Queens Promenade, FY2 9RW.
Northenden Boat Race
Our friend in the North, Johnny disco won the recent 9th annual Northenden Boat Race with a time of 14 minutes, The our local labour MP Mike Kane won the canoe race, and thoroughly good time was had by all! Lots of much needed money was raised for The Christie Cancer charity. If you havent been… Read More