Loony Party Manicfesto 2015
The A-Z of the OMRLP Manicfesto Just a sample of what you’d get by voting for insanity… …you know it makes sense! Vote now (well, on 7th May actually). Vote OMRLP! A.AIR bags will be fitted to the Stock Exchange immediately, ready for the next crash. B. BRITAIN will exit Europe and join the Duchy… Read More
Co-ALE-ition ales promotion in the run up to the 2015 General Election
To see this fantastic deal which is available now for all pubs, excluding Wetherspoon pubs, located in London and the SE: >>Ascot Ales Promotional Offer<< For those interested please place your order with Nigel at Ascot Ales on 01276 686696 or by email to: brewery@ascot-ales.co.uk
Isles of Deliberation News
It is with much sadness that I have to inform you that “Baron Von Applejack – The Shadow Minister For Putting Things In Cid-er” has recently passed away at the early age of 56 years. William “Bill” Findlay was a staunch member of the Monster Raving Loony Isles Of Deliberation Party and was extremely well… Read More
THE JERSEY FLYER
There is a strong contingent of Loony Party supporters in Jersey so if any of you come to the Island please get in touch or go to our HQ – The Lamplighter Inn – situated in Mulcaster street. The landlord, Shaun Murphy will accord you a very warm welcome indeed. On a personal note –… Read More
TV Debateable
Broadcasters have put forward new proposals for the TV election debates which would include the SNP, Plaid Cymru and the Greens. It comes after David Cameron refused to take part unless the Green Party was included. However it seems we are not invited….Shame shame I hear you cry. As a political party, a British tradition,… Read More
The Loony Party are now on the UK Sponsorship website
An OpporLoonity for Sponsor to go “Monster!” Our sponsorship pitch to the nation was featured today on the Sunday Telegraph’s ninth page! The Monster Raving Loony Party are now on the UKSponsorship website, press on this link to read the story and find our contact details: >>www.uksposorship.com<<
More proposals
In keeping with the new “Snoopers Charter” now being discussed in Parliament – To help UK Spy agencies, all secret messages must start with the words “Shhh, don’t tell anyone” (thanks to paul for this one) TV Debates…Only minor parties to be included in leaders’ debates on grounds that the main parties are too boring…. Read More
New proposals
We propose to cancel stamp duty…….stamps are expensive enough so we shouldn’t have to pay duty on them. Besides leap years, there needs to be hop, skip, and jump years (thanks to Brassdancer) Parliament will be relocated to Wormwood Scrubs, reducing the commuting costs for most Peers and MPs. (thanks to WolfBaginski)
General Election Year May 7th 2015
Now Christmas and the New Year is all over its time to think about this seriously, only 114 days away as I write! We are sorry to say that, at this precise moment in time, we are not in a position to say that we have a definite sponsorship to talk about. So if you… Read More