People of Rochester
The Loony party would stop all by-elections being held 9 months before a general election. The cost of a by election is estimated at around £240,000. Mark Reckless who is sanding for UKIP could have waited a mere 7 months until the next election to defect. However as part of the plan to upset the… Read More
Britain’s nuclear heroes set for justice
The Loony party is proud to be part of the campaign led by the Sunday Mirror to recognise and recompense for the survivors of horrific 1950s nuclear bomb tests. You can read all about it here..http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-nuclear-heroes-set-justice-4550200 Its notable that neither UKIP, Respect or the Conservative Party responded to join this campaign. Ukip apparently havent got a… Read More
Hairy Knorm on the hustings in Rochester
Daily Telegraph: Monster Raving Loony party: Ukip ‘stealing our thunder’
Looking ahead!
The Party Conference next year Fri 25th-Sat 26th Sept 2015, is to be held in Blackpool. Uncle Toms Cabin, a fine music venue on Blackpools North Shore, 44-46 Queens Promenade, FY2 9RW. This venue is not a hotel so no accommodation is available unfortunately, but, I have arranged with one of our party members Lord… Read More
E.U Budget Adjustment and other news
We can confirm that the Loony party was not notified of the E.U budget demand of £1.7bn before George Osborne or David Cameron. Also in the news the BBC in keeping with their policy of not important news coverage will be televising the incarceration of Oscar Pistorius 24 hours a day. Yes you can see… Read More
Asda’s equality policy
The Loony Party being strong advocates of equal pay agree that the women workers of Asda should have equal pay with the men. We have it on good authority that George Osborne also agrees with this, and to save needless court costs, has asked for the men’s wages to be reduced accordingly.
Hairy Knorm’s nomination is in for the Rochester and Strood by-election
Hairy Knorm’s nomination has been accepted and his deposit paid. He got his signatures from personal contacts in the constituency. The son of the drummer, who played with Rockin’ Robbo’s band was particularly helpful and Mad Mike and Hairy Knorm got the last eight signatures during a flying visit on Tuesday evening. Go get reckless… Read More
Mad Mike in the Swale Borough Council by-election
Mad Mike came in with a victorious 27 votes in the election of a borough councillor in the Sheppey Central ward. Mad Mike declared “onwards, upwards and stay loony”. One of Mike’s main policy proposals is to “have a lunar farm for the collection of moonbeams at night. These will be converted into green cheese,… Read More
Hairy Knorm is our Loony Candidate in Rochester
Long time Loony Party campaigner Hairy Knorm is our candidate for the by-election in Rochester & Strood on the 20th of November. Mad Mike is his election agent, they are both seen here ringing up the Houses of Parliament booking the Strangers Bar for their victory celebrations on the 21st of November.
Even Eric Morecambe is legless after drinking Monster Mash!!
I see somebody has tried to take the Eric Morecambe statue from Morecambe seafront, they were caught in the act of sawing off one of his legs!! The Local Council have taken the statue down this weekend so that it can be repaired and are now going to put some security around it. I was… Read More