Rochester Results
Mark Reckless (UKIP) 16,867 (42.10%) Kelly Tolhurst (Conservative) 13,947 (34.81%) Naushabah Khan (Labour) 6,713 (16.76%) Clive Gregory (Green) 1,692 (4.22%) Geoff Juby (Lib Dem) 349 (0.87%) Hairy Knorm Davidson (Official Monster Raving Loony Party) 151 (0.38%) Stephen Goldsbrough (Ind) 69 (0.17%) Nick Long (People Before Profit) 69 (0.17%) Jayda Fransen (Britain First) 56 (0.14%) Mike… Read More
Royal mail – not delivering
The Royal Mail are complaining that due to increased competition, profits for the half year. I repeat half year, are only £218million… I repeat £218 million It seems that other companies can do the same job (cherry pick) for less and big companies like Amazon are planning there own delivery service. This may be in… Read More
Happy Birthday
to our spiritual leader Screaming Lord Sutch today http://youtu.be/rPSsaaPAAEo?a (10 November 1940 – 16 June 1999)
Heritage refund
We will reduce the national debt by selling the castles back to the French. (Buyer dismantles)
People of Rochester
The Loony party would stop all by-elections being held 9 months before a general election. The cost of a by election is estimated at around £240,000. Mark Reckless who is sanding for UKIP could have waited a mere 7 months until the next election to defect. However as part of the plan to upset the… Read More
Britain’s nuclear heroes set for justice
The Loony party is proud to be part of the campaign led by the Sunday Mirror to recognise and recompense for the survivors of horrific 1950s nuclear bomb tests. You can read all about it here..http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/britains-nuclear-heroes-set-justice-4550200 Its notable that neither UKIP, Respect or the Conservative Party responded to join this campaign. Ukip apparently havent got a… Read More
Hairy Knorm on the hustings in Rochester
Daily Telegraph: Monster Raving Loony party: Ukip ‘stealing our thunder’
Looking ahead!
The Party Conference next year Fri 25th-Sat 26th Sept 2015, is to be held in Blackpool. Uncle Toms Cabin, a fine music venue on Blackpools North Shore, 44-46 Queens Promenade, FY2 9RW. This venue is not a hotel so no accommodation is available unfortunately, but, I have arranged with one of our party members Lord… Read More
E.U Budget Adjustment and other news
We can confirm that the Loony party was not notified of the E.U budget demand of £1.7bn before George Osborne or David Cameron. Also in the news the BBC in keeping with their policy of not important news coverage will be televising the incarceration of Oscar Pistorius 24 hours a day. Yes you can see… Read More