Halloween Ale Festival – Rose & Crown at Sandhurst, Berkshire
This Halloween Ale Festival opens on Thursday 30th October at 7pm and closes on Sunday 2nd November. The Rose & Crown was one of the pubs we visited when we launched Ascot Ales’s ” Monsters in The Dark ” on 3rd July. There will be four Co-ALE-ition ales on sale at this Ale Festival all… Read More
Clacton By-election Thurs 9th October 2014
Oh what a lovely war, fighting UKIP for our votes, 127 official loonies in Clacton, unfortunately 20 thousand odd, overqualified ones. Nevertheless best of luck to the winner, no hard feelings on our part and all others who took part. We had our usual array of social media following us around and involved as many… Read More
Membership delay
Our membership secretary is away for a couple of weeks so post will be delayed. This dosn’t mean you don’t join or get your merchandise, just it will be a little late..so keep buying thanks
Howling on the news
Howling Laud Hope is on the news in Clacton with the only policies that make sense. People of CLACTON-ON-SEA hope is here at last. KICK THE POLITICIANS WHERE IT HURTS. IN THE BALLOT BOX..VOTE LOONY
Nuclear Long Johns
The E.U has authorised the building of a nuclear Power station at Hinckley Point (Somerset) at a cost quoted at £16bn (I repeat £16bn) which is already £2bn more than the price quoted in 2013. It will presumably be more as its not going to be online until 2023. The cost of decommissioning is basically… Read More
British Aid for flatulence control.
Britain has sent £15m to cattle ranchers in Colombia, (the telegraph 16/2/14) the world’s 30th richest country, to help cut flatulence in cows. (greenhouse gas reduction) Whilst we in the Loony party agree that the wealthiest countries should help the poorest, (The Aid budget is an estimated £10.3 billion) We would stop sending money to India and Pakistan,… Read More
Recycled Policies
It is proposed that all, leaflets, brochures, circulars, manifestoes, posters etc, used by any Political Party during an election, be collected up recycled and given to the local Food Banks for free distribution as toilet paper.
CAMRA never lies
Howling found time in his very busy schedule at the Annual Conference last week in Llandrindod Wells to host the Radnorshire CAMRA’s website launch event at the Ridgebourne Inn on Sunday. Howling, a fully paid up member of CAMRA himself, introduced the Radnorshire CAMRA committee members to Monster Mash in a bottle.
Unicorns and free travel
We propose to make unicorns a protected species? It is proposed to introduce free travel on trams and buses for musicians as they bring joy into people’s lives…. Obviously
Revised Economic Statistics
The Office of National Statistics calculate all the economic indicators to arrive at the figure for GDP, which is important as a guide to how well the economy is doing. All Governments use these figures including (when we get into Power) the Loony Party. However they are now including estimates from income of Drug dealing… Read More