Asda’s equality policy
The Loony Party being strong advocates of equal pay agree that the women workers of Asda should have equal pay with the men. We have it on good authority that George Osborne also agrees with this, and to save needless court costs, has asked for the men’s wages to be reduced accordingly.
Hairy Knorm’s nomination is in for the Rochester and Strood by-election
Hairy Knorm’s nomination has been accepted and his deposit paid. He got his signatures from personal contacts in the constituency. The son of the drummer, who played with Rockin’ Robbo’s band was particularly helpful and Mad Mike and Hairy Knorm got the last eight signatures during a flying visit on Tuesday evening. Go get reckless… Read More
Mad Mike in the Swale Borough Council by-election
Mad Mike came in with a victorious 27 votes in the election of a borough councillor in the Sheppey Central ward. Mad Mike declared “onwards, upwards and stay loony”. One of Mike’s main policy proposals is to “have a lunar farm for the collection of moonbeams at night. These will be converted into green cheese,… Read More
Hairy Knorm is our Loony Candidate in Rochester
Long time Loony Party campaigner Hairy Knorm is our candidate for the by-election in Rochester & Strood on the 20th of November. Mad Mike is his election agent, they are both seen here ringing up the Houses of Parliament booking the Strangers Bar for their victory celebrations on the 21st of November.
Even Eric Morecambe is legless after drinking Monster Mash!!
I see somebody has tried to take the Eric Morecambe statue from Morecambe seafront, they were caught in the act of sawing off one of his legs!! The Local Council have taken the statue down this weekend so that it can be repaired and are now going to put some security around it. I was… Read More
Halloween Ale Festival – Rose & Crown at Sandhurst, Berkshire
This Halloween Ale Festival opens on Thursday 30th October at 7pm and closes on Sunday 2nd November. The Rose & Crown was one of the pubs we visited when we launched Ascot Ales’s ” Monsters in The Dark ” on 3rd July. There will be four Co-ALE-ition ales on sale at this Ale Festival all… Read More
Clacton By-election Thurs 9th October 2014
Oh what a lovely war, fighting UKIP for our votes, 127 official loonies in Clacton, unfortunately 20 thousand odd, overqualified ones. Nevertheless best of luck to the winner, no hard feelings on our part and all others who took part. We had our usual array of social media following us around and involved as many… Read More
Membership delay
Our membership secretary is away for a couple of weeks so post will be delayed. This dosn’t mean you don’t join or get your merchandise, just it will be a little late..so keep buying thanks
Howling on the news
Howling Laud Hope is on the news in Clacton with the only policies that make sense. People of CLACTON-ON-SEA hope is here at last. KICK THE POLITICIANS WHERE IT HURTS. IN THE BALLOT BOX..VOTE LOONY
Nuclear Long Johns
The E.U has authorised the building of a nuclear Power station at Hinckley Point (Somerset) at a cost quoted at £16bn (I repeat £16bn) which is already £2bn more than the price quoted in 2013. It will presumably be more as its not going to be online until 2023. The cost of decommissioning is basically… Read More