British Aid for flatulence control.
Britain has sent £15m to cattle ranchers in Colombia, (the telegraph 16/2/14) the world’s 30th richest country, to help cut flatulence in cows. (greenhouse gas reduction) Whilst we in the Loony party agree that the wealthiest countries should help the poorest, (The Aid budget is an estimated £10.3 billion) We would stop sending money to India and Pakistan,… Read More
Recycled Policies
It is proposed that all, leaflets, brochures, circulars, manifestoes, posters etc, used by any Political Party during an election, be collected up recycled and given to the local Food Banks for free distribution as toilet paper.
CAMRA never lies
Howling found time in his very busy schedule at the Annual Conference last week in Llandrindod Wells to host the Radnorshire CAMRA’s website launch event at the Ridgebourne Inn on Sunday. Howling, a fully paid up member of CAMRA himself, introduced the Radnorshire CAMRA committee members to Monster Mash in a bottle.
Unicorns and free travel
We propose to make unicorns a protected species? It is proposed to introduce free travel on trams and buses for musicians as they bring joy into people’s lives…. Obviously
Revised Economic Statistics
The Office of National Statistics calculate all the economic indicators to arrive at the figure for GDP, which is important as a guide to how well the economy is doing. All Governments use these figures including (when we get into Power) the Loony Party. However they are now including estimates from income of Drug dealing… Read More
Conference report
Wow, what a conference, two reasons firstly to remember this one, it was our 30th and the 15th that our leader Howling ‘Laud’ Hope had officiated at. Some said that this was the best ever, but they had not been to them all to form an overall opinion, but I will agree that this was… Read More
Conference 2014 (Our 30th Conference)
Yet again ..another great Conference over, and what a great time was had.. Not a word regarding politics was mentioned, (You know it makes sense) Not one of our candidates defected to UKIP and no one resigned due to dubious behaviour, and as usual lots of great entertainment. check here for pics and further details… Read More
Thirst anniversary for Co-ALE-ition
The celebrations began on the 18th Sept with a special lunch event to celebrate the 1st year anniversary of Co-ALE-ition i.e. celebrating Longdog’s Winning Co-ALE-ition being officially launched at the Prince Arthur in Fleet on 18th Sept 2013 at an event attended by over 300 people, including many local dignatories such as Sir Gerald Howarth… Read More
Mad Mike in the Isle of Sheppey By-election
Monster Raving Loony Party stalwart, Mad Mike Young, is tossing his top hat into the ring for the upcoming Sheppey Central by-election. He will battle it out against Conservative Tina Booth, Labour’s Alan Henley and UKIP’s David Lloyd Jones. The election, which was triggered by the death of popular former mayor John Morris, will be… Read More
LOONY PARTY CONFERENCE
The Loony Party 2014 Conference will be held on the 26th, 27th & 28th of September and will be held at The Ridgebourne Inn, Wellington Rd, Llandrindod Wells, Powys LD1 5NH, tel 01597 822 144 . This is the first time in the history of the party that the conference will be held in Wales…. Read More