Scotland Forever
We are very pleased that Scotland has now, due to last nights neverendum, decided to continue as a valuable part of the United Kingdom.. It does however leave our forthcoming policy “UDI for Clacton – on -Sea” in tatters. On the plus side we wont have to redesign our logo.
Morecambe wises up to Co-ALE-ition!
Derrill has just got back from a 5 day tour of the NW and on his travels which included delivering cases of Monster Mash in a bottle to Loony Party members — Mark Beech in Walsall and Tony Davies in Blackpool together with 8 other people in the NW who had all ordered at least… Read More
Co-ALE-ition – a very successful thirst year
Virtually a year has now passed since we first launched a Co-ALE-ition real ale brewed by a local Hampshire brewery especially for the OMRLP. Since then a total of over 25,000 pints of Co-ALE-ition have been consumed in more than 140 different establishments across 9 different counties and also in Central London. In addition a Co-ALE-ition main… Read More
Co-ALE-ition 1st Year Anniversary Party -Thurs 18th Sept
Our Co-ALE-ition 1st Year Anniversary Party will take place on Thursday 18th Sept. This date was chosen as it is exactly a year to the day when our very first Co-ALE-ition ale ” Longdog brewery’s Winning Co-ALE-ition ” was officially launched in front of a gathered audience of over 300 people at the Prince Arthur in… Read More
Scottish Neverendum Policy
We propose, in order to keep everyone happy, Scotland will be independent, every other year. Simple, Easy, Effective (Thanks to angus for this policy)
The Screams are horrible…Scottish Neverendum
We have noticed a few things which are particular to the Scottish Neverendum Campaign. There are calls that in the event of a Yes Vote David Cameroon should resign,(why?) however if they Vote No does Alex Salmond and the fish resign? Also If the vote is No, will Alex Salmond as he is already doing,… Read More
Clacton on sea by election
We can confirm that Alan Howlin “Laud ” Hope’s nomination has been accepted an he will be standing as our candidate at the forthcoming by election. “I am thrilled to be standing as a candidate for the constituents of Clacton, which brings back many happy memories of my times here in the past” said Alan… Read More
The pound is no use to Scotland
Hot News… Rumour has it ( I know this as we just started it) that The Yes for Scotland Campaign no longer want to use the Pound as their currency, due to the fact that it is being devalued so much as a result of the Scotland Yes campaign that its not worth bothering with… Read More
Immigration …a Scottish problem
In order to stop all the problems of immigrants camping in Calais, we suggest that all illegal immigrants should wait until next Thurs, when Scotland Votes Yes to independence, then hightail it to Glasgow/Edinburgh. They can then sneak across the border unimpeded, until we build the wall..
Scotland neverendum
All the other parties are trying to bribe the Scottish electorate with offers of more self governing powers if they vote NO No wonder they are confused. If they vote Yes they get to govern themselves and if they vote No? ….they get to Govern themselves Unlike the other parties, if Scotland decides to stay… Read More