HowlinGale – the winning mild
Howling hosted a special Mild Month of May night at the Prince Arthur in Fleet yesterday (Wednesday). Six Milds from all over the UK were available on the night including our own Co-ALE-ition Mild — HowlinGale from the Wild Weather brewery. A competition was arranged to enable customers to vote for the best Mild on the… Read More
Nick the Flying Brick election address
Nick the Flying Brick has compiled an audio election address for his parliamentary campaign in the Newark by-election being held on the 5th of June. Attention attention!
Food safety policy
All Food sold in fast food establishments should be clearly marked “May contain traces of real food” All vegetables sold in supermarkets, should be clearly marked “Strictly for oral use only”
Loony Party success in Politics
Its obvious to us now that out limited electoral success over the years is not due to our policies, which make sense. The massive increase in the Ukip vote and more importantly the loss of votes to all the other parties Conservative, Labour, Liberal is due to the lack of promotion by the media. No… Read More
Nick the Flying Brick in the Newark By-election
Nick the Flying Brick’s nomination has been accepted for the Newark By-election which is being held on the 5th of June. He is highly regarded as a single issue politician, with his long-standing campaign for the abolition of gravity. He is keen to put Newark on the political map moving the British Parliament to The… Read More
Fowl Weather policy
We propose the removal of funding for weather prediction as they seem to get it wrong most of the time anyway. This money would then be redirected into an extensive scientific research scheme to find out what actually came first, the chicken or the egg? thanks to Professor Michelle ‘Humpty Dumpty’ Grove
Weather is not fowl – New policy suggestion
We have been sent this new policy proposal from Professor Michelle ‘Humpty Dumpty’ Grove The removal of funding for weather prediction as they seem to get it wrong most of the time anyway. This money would then be redirected into an extensive scientific research scheme to find out what actually came first, the chicken or the… Read More
Election results
Howling 121 on ‘Hart District Council’ ( not enough to take seat ) but ‘Fleet Town Council’ Retained. Well done….Badger (Walton North) 71 A great result….Crazy Dave (Hersham North) 43 100% increase….Monkey the Drummer (Molesey North) 22 Passed with flying colours A++ Mad Hatter (Oxford) 45
Union referendum
Whilst the Politicians are going on about the E.U Referendum, there is a far more important one coming up.. The referendum for Scotland to stay in the Union. We in the Loony party think that Everyone in the U.K should have a voice on this, and whilst we realise that our policy of in, out,… Read More
A Big Thankyou…..
Although this time round we were unable to field too many candidates, we would like to thank all the people who went out and voted for the Loony Party.. They came..they listened…they voted Loony Results coming soon