May 2nd elections
Candidates who we ‘know’ that have put papers in are as follows ! Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope – by- election South Shields Howling ‘Laud’ Hope —– Fleet —- Hampshire County Council Whopping Lord Foghole — Ilkeston — Derbyshire Lord Toby Jug — St Ives — Cambridgeshire Mad Hatter De Voil — Oxford — Oxfordshire Chinners… Read More
Royal Mail increases
Did anyone notice the price increases for Postage that was sneaked in on April 1st without fanfare. Prices have gone up on small packets by 10-19% on post to foreign countries. Obviously they don’t want us to send stuff to our colonial friends. Now they are talking about privatisation of Royal Mail. If that happens… Read More
Top Man Leaves the Party (Shock News on April 1st)
John Cartwright has been a loyal supporter and active candidate for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party for many years. His input, character and assistance has been greatly appreciated. He will be missed. However our loss is the Conservatives Gain and we wish them both the best of luck. We are not sure that Croydon… Read More
Eastleigh By Election
EASTLEIGH BY- ELECTION 28th Feb 2013 Report from our ‘Laud’ Eastleigh, all will agree was by far the easiest and friendliest By-election for a long time. I arrived firstly on Friday 8th Feb along with Derrill Carr, a friend of mine from Fleet, armed with nomination papers which we managed to get filled in half an hour… Read More
Coalition Song
The “This That Song” is entirely written, sung and produced by Billy James of Oswaldtwistle, Lancashire. He is a father of three and also a grandfather of three. Billy is increasingly upset with the way young people are being shackled with debt including house prices and student grants. This song was inspired by a question Billy… Read More
By election
Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope will be standing as a candidate at the Eastleigh By-election caused by the resignation of MP Chris Huhne. When asked what his policies would be Alan said “he had a few points to offer”. He will be in the area from 23rd Feb. Watch this space
colonials
And whilst we are on the subject of our colonial brothers…. IT LOOKS LIKE A GOOD YEAR FOR LOONISM IN USA ! ! Here is a photo of Laud Mike Gaire of the Ministry responsible for avoiding the USA fiscal cliff with special portfolio to Keep Chuck Berry singing live in St Louis, on his… Read More
A Message from the Queen
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up ‘revocation’… Read More
Christmas Message from our Leader
Well its ‘ere again, it dont arf come quick,dont it. But they say if your enjoying yourself time flies by. We had a year of enjoying what we do best, so time flew by I suppose ! It certainly doesn’t seem like a year ago that i was recalling the year before ! I started off… Read More