Mini Bust or maxi boom?
MRL Solves The Recession, The Economy To Boom!! Our think tank department headed by Secret Squirrel, has heavily researched the economy, the recession,and have correlated the data with the length of female skirts. Notice the present headlines, U.S.Skirts Recession, How Moldava Skirts the Global Recession, EU Skirts Double Dip Recession. The adage is this: Hemlines… Read More
Croydon Election
All is not lost, ‘Keep Calm and Vote Loony’ 110 people did in Croydon Central on Thurs 29th Nov, in support of our ‘Loonier than Thou’ candidate – Johnny ‘Coco Bean,Chocolate Machine’ – Cartrwright, and once again he didn’t come last. Whats happening, whats afoot,we seem to be making a habit of not coming last,… Read More
Manchester Election
Yes, we came,we saw, we went away with a ‘record’ vote of 78, it could have been 45 or 33, I love them old 78 records ! Once again the intrepid Nick ‘The Flying Brick’ Delves was the election agent who first set foot into the streets of Manchester to obtain the 10 nominations to… Read More
Plaque for Sutch
Yesterday, after 18 months of my hard work and planning, I was pleased and proud to attend the Heritage Foundation Screaming Lord Sutch Blue Plaque Unveiling at London’s Ace Cafe. The event was fantastic and very well attended despite the poor weather. The event was attended by many old rocker’s from the 60’s era, including… Read More
Croydon Candidate
I can now confirm that I intend to stand as a candidate in the forthcoming by-election in Croydon North as a candidate for the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. It has been a difficult decision, because the Coalition government has done some good things and because Malcolm Wicks will be a hard act to follow…. Read More
OFFICIAL MEDIA RELEASE
LOONY LEADER TO VISIT MANCHESTER AS PART OF HIS FIGHT TO WIN THE FORTHCOMING BY-ELECTION Alan ‘Howling Laud’ Hope has announced that he is to stand as a candidate in the Manchester Central by-election to be held in the city on Thursday 15th of November. In connection with this, the ‘Howling Laud’ will be staying… Read More
Corby election
Lord Toby Jug will not be standing in the Corby By-election due to family ill health! Our best wishes go to Toby and Kin at this time.
Elections for Police Commissioners
You will shortly be asked to vote for your local Police commisioner. The stringent rules regarding standing as a Police commissioner probably omit 50% of the population before the start, and then there is the £5000 deposit required which will eliminate the another 45% (Another case of democracy if you can afford it) or they… Read More
Gas and Food price rises
When asked about the the latest price rise hike for Gas , electric and food a loony party spokesman commented,” this is a personal point of view , but it seems that since Nationalisation all energy prices have gone up disproportionately. It would appear that although wholesale prices and running costs have gone up we are… Read More