Eccentric club…Howlins Prowlins
Thurs 23rd Aug, Alan ‘Howlin Laud’ Hope was a guest at the ‘Eccentric Club of Great Britain‘ in London, in Mayfair. He says “it was a very illustrious do.. with some fine dining, and particularly fine people. Must thank Martin Jupson for the invite. Martin is one of our newer members, ‘Lord Elpus the Second’, but lo and behold Martin… Read More
comparing meerkats
We will instruct the RSPCA to ensure that all meerkats come in twos to enable the public to effectively compare the meerkat. many thanks to Phil
MRL Solves The Recession,The Economy To Boom!!
I, Secret Squirrel, have heavily researched the economy, the recession, and have correlated the data with the length of female skirts. Notice the present headlines, U.S.Skirts Recession, How Moldava Skirts the Global Recession, EU Skirts Double Dip Recession. Well,The adage is this: Hemlines fall during recessions. The Roaring ’20s short, flapper hemline dropped right along… Read More
Rochdale blogspot
The Rochdale loonys now have their own blogging site with Martin, our Leader doing a daily ‘croak’. http://rochdaleloony.blogspot.co.uk/
Saving Fuel
Saving Fuel – A bungy rope should be attached to all vehicles making a journey. No fuel would be required for the return journey.
eh-mails
Emails would be abolished. Instead, to reduce confusion, messages from men would be hemails, and from women shemails. (the only exception being blokes from Essex who would still send ’emails ).
in plane sight
For the convenience of aeroplane passengers the destination and time of arrival should be displayed on a notice attached to the sticking up bits at the end of the main wing, in letters large enough to be read by passengers looking out of the window. Should this information change during the course of the journey,… Read More
Howlins Prowlins
Conference over, all good fun, see write ups elsewhere ! Whilst in Uttoxeter though we did hear from ‘Crazy Crab’ he stood in a council By-election inRunnymede in Surrey on Thurs 27th Sept and polled just 10 votes,9 to many I say, but not bad in Loony terms being that the Lib Dem only got 30…. Read More
New Proposal
A new letter should be introduced into the Dictionary- the phlegm noise that is in so many names now days (eg, Achmed) The Phantom of The Opera to be unmasked to show acceptance for disability. Many thanks to Emily (and Charlotte and Jess and Martin