Blackpool North and Fleetwood
Election Fever is in the air in Blackpool North and Fleetwood as we move into the final phase of the plan for a Loony to seize power. ‘Crackers Count Corrosion of Forlorn Hope’ is relying on changing his lifetime of ‘nearly winning’ to break the two-party system and come out on top for once. Crackers… Read More
Will he stay or will he go
Our Candidate for Richmond and Northallerton Sir Archibold Stanton has been busy campaigning. He has been asked if, at the election count, the incumbent Conservative Candidate, a little known and even less seen, Mr Rishi Sunak will in fact turn up? RU Seerius
Brecon, Radnor & Cwmtawe
I’m Lady Lily the Pink, AKA ‘Nun of The Above or Below’. I’ll be preaching the gospel of using your vote all over the Brecon, Radnor & Cwmtawe Constituency. You can find me at all the available hustings between now and 4th July, doing what politicians do, not answering the questions, making promises I have… Read More
Louth and Horncastle
I have lived in Gt. Carlton for nearly 25 years and a local councillor for the last ten. This will be my 4th general election. I have been a design draughtsman, estimator, salesman and marketing manager in the manufacturing and engineering industries. I have written for various publications, and catalogued for auction houses and worked… Read More
The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024
We are fighting this Election on the basis of CHANGE.. LOOSE CHANGE as this is all we’ll have left under a Labour/Conservative Government The Loony Party will build 5 million new homes, fill up 5 million potholes, employ 80,00 teachers, policemen and NHS staff and reduce taxes to 5%……….yeah right…lol MP’s will have to sit… Read More
We Want To Be Elected
‘Things can only get better’ once proclaimed Tony Bliar shortly before taking the reigns of power, wealth, war and corruption. Our song for this years General Election is far more succinct and honest. Performed by The Jammy Fibbers who comprise of the legend that is Joe Jammer, our Lord of the Strings and Deputy Fibbing… Read More
Holborn and St Pancras
Looking for inspiration I threw a dart at a map of UK constituency’s and hit ‘Holborn and St Pancras’ in London. I discovered, only shortly after having my papers accepted in Camden Town Hall, that Sir Keir Starmer had chosen the same constituency too! Sir Richard Bootleg in neighbouring Kilburn and Joshua ‘Mad Hatter’ Laud… Read More
Our 22 candidates for the 4th July 2024 General Election
Well done everybody! Lady Lily The Pink Brecon, Radnor and Cwm Tawe Citizen Skwith Brighton Pavilion Mark Citizen Lawrence Chelmsford Lord Psychobilly Tractor Crewe and Nantwich Martin Hogbin East Surrey Hoo-Ray Henry Ely and East Cambridgeshire Knigel Knapp Hackney North and Stoke Newington Nick the Incredible Flying Brick Holborn and St Pancras Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss… Read More