Louth and Horncastle
I have lived in Gt. Carlton for nearly 25 years and a local councillor for the last ten. This will be my 4th general election. I have been a design draughtsman, estimator, salesman and marketing manager in the manufacturing and engineering industries. I have written for various publications, and catalogued for auction houses and worked… Read More
The OFFICIAL Monster Raving Loony Party Manicfesto for General Election 2024
We are fighting this Election on the basis of CHANGE.. LOOSE CHANGE as this is all we’ll have left under a Labour/Conservative Government The Loony Party will build 5 million new homes, fill up 5 million potholes, employ 80,00 teachers, policemen and NHS staff and reduce taxes to 5%……….yeah right…lol MP’s will have to sit… Read More
We Want To Be Elected
‘Things can only get better’ once proclaimed Tony Bliar shortly before taking the reigns of power, wealth, war and corruption. Our song for this years General Election is far more succinct and honest. Performed by The Jammy Fibbers who comprise of the legend that is Joe Jammer, our Lord of the Strings and Deputy Fibbing… Read More
Holborn and St Pancras
Looking for inspiration I threw a dart at a map of UK constituency’s and hit ‘Holborn and St Pancras’ in London. I discovered, only shortly after having my papers accepted in Camden Town Hall, that Sir Keir Starmer had chosen the same constituency too! Sir Richard Bootleg in neighbouring Kilburn and Joshua ‘Mad Hatter’ Laud… Read More
Our 22 candidates for the 4th July 2024 General Election
Well done everybody! Lady Lily The Pink Brecon, Radnor and Cwm Tawe Citizen Skwith Brighton Pavilion Mark Citizen Lawrence Chelmsford Lord Psychobilly Tractor Crewe and Nantwich Martin Hogbin East Surrey Hoo-Ray Henry Ely and East Cambridgeshire Knigel Knapp Hackney North and Stoke Newington Nick the Incredible Flying Brick Holborn and St Pancras Nicholas Robert Blunderbuss… Read More
Howling Laud rallying the troops
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope your party leader here, on his marks, get set, ready – GO, for the 2024 General Election! I am in my home constituency of North East Hampshire where I obtained my best ever result of 576 votes in 2019. I am looking to trebling that this time. If I do, it would… Read More
Kingston & Surbiton
Was out late on Thursday night collecting the 10 signatures required to enter next months Space-hopper race, so late that I overslept and missed my 10am appointment. Fortunately, my better looking twin brother realised sutch an occurrence was likely and took it upon himself to deliver the nomination papers on my behalf (I bet the… Read More
Kenilworth and Southam
This is my third attempt at retaining my deposit in my home constituency, but I’m get closer every time with 370 in 2015 and 457 in 2019 My main policy is to bring the Loch Ness Monster to the Abbey Fields lake, Kenilworth. If she can’t be caught I’ll locate her nest and incubate an… Read More
Cambridge & Ely
Ely & East Cambridgeshire – it’s a new one, don’t ya know. This is a brand-new constituency so, clearly, we’re ripe for a change from everything that hasn’t gone before. As a result, I’m a brand-new Loony candidate; which is more than can be said for some of the unofficial party offerings. There are Loony… Read More