eh-mails
Emails would be abolished. Instead, to reduce confusion, messages from men would be hemails, and from women shemails. (the only exception being blokes from Essex who would still send ’emails ).
in plane sight
For the convenience of aeroplane passengers the destination and time of arrival should be displayed on a notice attached to the sticking up bits at the end of the main wing, in letters large enough to be read by passengers looking out of the window. Should this information change during the course of the journey,… Read More
Howlins Prowlins
Conference over, all good fun, see write ups elsewhere ! Whilst in Uttoxeter though we did hear from ‘Crazy Crab’ he stood in a council By-election inRunnymede in Surrey on Thurs 27th Sept and polled just 10 votes,9 to many I say, but not bad in Loony terms being that the Lib Dem only got 30…. Read More
New Proposal
A new letter should be introduced into the Dictionary- the phlegm noise that is in so many names now days (eg, Achmed) The Phantom of The Opera to be unmasked to show acceptance for disability. Many thanks to Emily (and Charlotte and Jess and Martin
Music licenses – Another Loony Policy becomes Law
Yet another of our ideas come to fruition. Screaming Lord Sutch and Alan Howlin Laud Hope were screaming and Howlin about this in 1987. Some M.P’s agreed at the time but 25 years on we’ve done it again. We did get lots of support from landlords around the country and “Stuart Neame” of “Shepard and Neame… Read More
Conference run down – from the Guvnor
Once again a conference with a difference, Loonies from all over the country descended upon the White Hart Hotel Uttoxeter,from as far away as Derbyshire, Staffordshire, Lancashire, Hampshire. The town didn’t know what to expect when I arrived, 10 days before to get it all set up, I was told “you’ve come to the right place… Read More