Howling Laud rallying the troops
Howling ‘Laud’ Hope your party leader here, on his marks, get set, ready – GO, for the 2024 General Election! I am in my home constituency of North East Hampshire where I obtained my best ever result of 576 votes in 2019. I am looking to trebling that this time. If I do, it would… Read More
Kingston & Surbiton
Was out late on Thursday night collecting the 10 signatures required to enter next months Space-hopper race, so late that I overslept and missed my 10am appointment. Fortunately, my better looking twin brother realised sutch an occurrence was likely and took it upon himself to deliver the nomination papers on my behalf (I bet the… Read More
Kenilworth and Southam
This is my third attempt at retaining my deposit in my home constituency, but I’m get closer every time with 370 in 2015 and 457 in 2019 My main policy is to bring the Loch Ness Monster to the Abbey Fields lake, Kenilworth. If she can’t be caught I’ll locate her nest and incubate an… Read More
Cambridge & Ely
Ely & East Cambridgeshire – it’s a new one, don’t ya know. This is a brand-new constituency so, clearly, we’re ripe for a change from everything that hasn’t gone before. As a result, I’m a brand-new Loony candidate; which is more than can be said for some of the unofficial party offerings. There are Loony… Read More
Mid Sussex
My nomination was in at 9.30am on Tuesday morning. It was certainly the first in my Mid Sussex constituency if not the country. I didn’t have to bribe the returning officer with a Loony million pound note this time! Yet again the other unofficial parties are copying us. It is the turn of the Labour… Read More
Sir Archibald in Richmond (Yorks)
I obtained signatures in Leyburn over the weekend and delivered my nomination papers for Richmond (Yorks) to to North Yorkshire Council in North Allerton on Monday morning. Local Loony Party legends Stew Exotic and Paul The Political Poet met in me reception and are keen to support the campaign. They are active in everything there… Read More
2024 General Election Posters
Loony Election Party Posters – Click on images for high resolution
General Election 2024
Well it was pushed on us a bit earlier than we all thought, everyone assumed it would be on Oct/ Nov but the 4th of July it is! Nevertheless we are ready, willing and able, as ever to deliver ‘Sensible Loonism’ to the nation. At the moment we are have maybe twenty five candidates up… Read More
Blackpool Rock ‘n’ Roll
There is always an air of expectation when you travel to Blackpool, especially for a by-election. What more can you ask than to have the Wetherspoons ‘Velvet Coaster’ as constituency HQ with kind permission of Sir Tim Martin. Sam and his gang looked after us well and we entertained lots of visitors. I visited the… Read More