The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

CLEGG OPPONENT CAN’T EVEN RELY ON VOTE FROM HIS OWN SISTER! NICK CLEGG’s sudden elevation to the most popular politician since time began has given the contenders from other parties standing against him in his Hallam constituency in Sheffield even bigger problems than they anticipated in ousting the Lib Dem Leader. And Mark ‘Zammo’ Adshead,… Read More

Our OFFICIAL Loony academy time capsule has just been stored away. One lucky future voter has recieved an email to preserve the events of the next 3 weeks. For legal reasons we cannot name this individual but suffice to say we were truely impressed with their wishes. Our ‘Glorious’ leader Alan “Howlin’ Laud” Hope commented… Read More

With St.Georges Day only a week away today’s spotlight falls on The Good Knight Sir Nosda, our candidate in Cardiff Central. Tell us a bit about you and your campaign I’m a prematurely grey, and am planning to contest this campaign in the spirit of my victorious 2004 campaign to become Glamorgan Student Union’s Non-Sabbatical… Read More

For the first time all three wards in Molesey are fielding an Official Monster Raving Loony Party candidate for the Elmbridge Borough Council Elections, also on May 6th. At present, rumours of a new name ‘The Molesey Raving Loony Residents Party’ are ficticious and should not be believed at any time . . . …. Read More

Bookies back country’s craziest political Party YOU BET THIS IS THE LOONIEST ELECTION SPONSORSHIP DEAL EVER! BOOKMAKERS William Hill have announced that they will be sponsoring one of the country’s best loved political parties during the General Election. The Official Monster Raving Loony Party, founded over a quarter of a century ago in 1982, by… Read More

We would like to point out that we are not aware of the domestic and residential status of any donars, members or indeed candidates in the Loony Party, and to be quite frank dont really care..Its their business.

Well. Its a bit early for the Conference season, but as we have an election pending the Conservatives are holding one. David Cameron is regaling his listeners with the new Party slogan “Vote for Change”. Original isnt it? We in the Loony party would like to point out that in their advertising they have left… Read More

Royal Bank of Scotland reports a loss of £3.6bn for 2009, but is set to pay bonuses totalling £1.3bn to its staff. But the bank’s head, Stephen Hester, said it had lost money by not paying big bonuses to retain productive staff. A Loony Party spokesperson pointed out “If the productive staff have left and… Read More

We are reminded of Gordon Browns famous speech a while ago promising to end the economic cycle of “Boom and Bust We in the Loony Party are quite happy to give credit, where credits due (unlike the banks), and we have to agree he has succeeded in ending the “Boom” bit.