inauguration of Lanzarote Loony Headquarters
DJ Dick Knowles organised the inauguration of Lanzarote Loony Headquarters by Party leader Howling Laud in The Bulldog Bar in Costa Teguise. The Bulldog Bar is run by Mick and Sarah who would love to see all Loony members when they holiday there.
Jon Morris
It is with great regret that we have been informed that Johnny Morris (Badgeman) has passed away. I have very few details so if anyone can help with details please contact the webmaster. Jon during the Cabinet reshuffle 2004 Jon..a controversial figure in the party has been a great friend to the party and many… Read More
Norwich North By-Election
Howling Laud had another famous victory at the Norwich North By-Election on 23rd Jul with a ‘gross’ of votes. 144 voters chose to vote Loony. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/norfolk/8168032.stm The count was held unusually the next day on Friday morning, in an agricultural building internally decorated as a marquee. The Flying Brick spent much of the time crawling… Read More
Prison Food-is it criminal?
The problems of prison overcrowding and increased crime will be solved easily by issuing a compulsory contract on McDonalds to do all prison catering. Convervative estimates suggest a 50% reduction in crime rates within 2 years with 0% re-offender figures.
21 Point Plan
The OMRLP with the invaluable assistance of secret Squirrel now have a 21 point Plan to win elections. Any election. By carefully observing the behaviour of succesfull “politicians” we have come up with 21 strategies that are used almost daily to blind the electorate into voting for a particular candidate. 21 Point Plan To Win… Read More
New Membership Secretary
As of the above date we are pleased to announce that Baron Von Thunderclap has now taken up the post of membership secretary. All membership enquiries should now be sent to the Baron at the address now posted on the application form on this website. We have temporarily removed payments by paypal. If you have… Read More
Onesided Europe Policy
It is proposed that The European Union end its discrimination by creating a “Court of Human Lefts” because their present policy is one_sided.
A Ten Year Thought by Alan “Howling ‘Laud’ Hope
Yes its been 10 years since we lost our leader,16th June 1999. A date I can never forget as it is my birthday.What a shock it was,will the party carry on, shall we let it die with him ! “No,No,No” was the answer, “You are the deputy leader,you are now the leader”, so we carried… Read More
Loony beats Labour in St Ives
THINGS just got worse for Gordon Brown in St Ives where the Labour candidates in the county council elections were beaten by a Loony. Despite failing to win the seat, Lord Toby Jug, Cambridgeshire’s first Official Monster Raving Loony Party Candidate, was celebrating his best ever result in decades of political campaigning by winning 566… Read More
Elecshun Results… Well done Loony’s
Mad Mike Young 252 6th from 6 Sheikh Mihand 566 7th from 7 Lord Toby Jug 566 5th from 7 Howling ‘Lord’ Hope stood for his local Fleet council,in fact it was a shadow council chosen by sitting members to form what will become the Town council next June.Then there will be a proper election… Read More