Madcow has really started a storm of comment by being (as yet) the only candidate to stand against David Davis, and it may be also be worth a mention to the ratepayers of Haltemprice & Howden that David Davis’s political posturing has just cost you around £80,000.
More news on By-election at Haltemprice & Howden
We are pleased to announce that “Madcow” girl will be standing a candidate at Haltemprice & Howden.
Unlike other parties, on many issues we allow our candidates to stand by their conscience. The 42 day detention rule is a good example and Madcow is all for it. You can read Madcow’s election Statement here.
By-election at Haltemprice & Howden
Some comments about the by-election at Haltemprice & Howden, brought about by The M.P david Davis resigning in protest at the 42 day detention law. He intends to stand again as a candidate protesting against the loss of civil liberties, and some of the other main parties have agreed not to stand against him which almost guarantees his safe seat. However he will have lost his influential place on the shadow cabinet, and as a back bencher will be less influential in representing his constituents views, which we understand is the whole point of being an M.P So we are a little confused as to what the benefits are? apart from political posturing. (Which we in the loony party have down to a fine art)
Henley By-election
We are pleased to confirm that our Candidate and Deputy Chairman (Topcat)T. C. Owen will be contesting the Henley on Thames by-election on Thurs 26th June. ?
Bo Diddley passes on
It is with great regret that the Musician Bo Diddley to whom Rock an Roll owes so much has passed away. Wynonie Harris, Shadow Minister for Real Rhythm & Blues has written a small tribute. Click here to view
NHS Dentistry
All newly trained Dentists will be require to have three teeth removed, 2 fillings and root canal work done without anesthetic. Then they will know the agony they inflict on the rest of us.
Crewe and Nantwich Results
A Massive 236 Votes for Nick the Brick and the OMRLP. Well done to Nick , all his agents and supporters, and
a big big thankyou to all the people who voted for us.
Nick the Brick on the campayne trale in Crew
The Flying Brick, Shadow Minister for the Abolition of Gravity, has chosen transport and education as his main campaign issues.
He would open a brand new train-spotting university and banish cars from the constituency. The inherent transport problems associated with banning cars would be overcome by linking residences with their own private rail network.
Unlike the other candidates the Flying Brick also considers sport and recreation. He would introduce Piranha to the River Weaver to make angling more of a spectator sport. This will boost tourism and create new jobs in Leighton Hospital.
Crewe and Nantwich Bye election
We will be contesting the Crewe and Nantwich Bye-election on Thurs 22nd May. Our candidate is the intrepid Nick the Brick and as all the other parties are bringing in their leaders to drum up support, so will we. Alan “Howlin Laud” Hope will be attending and giving our candidate support. Watch this space…
We will also be contesting the forthcoming bye election in Henley on Thames caused by the promotion of Boris Johnson. It has been confirmed that our Deputy leader TopCat T.C.Owen will be standing.
Local Elecshon Results 2008
Well done to all
Bob (Retard) Stanton won 67 votes at Rowhill Constituency in Aldershot.
Sheikmahand won 46 votes at Swale Borough Council. kent
Mad Mike Young won 110 at Minster Cliffs Ward of the Borough of Swale, Kent
Jon Smith won a massive 170 at Belper Town Council. Derbyshire North Ward who sent in these Pics of himself and his good lady ably assisted by Nick the Brick
Chinners won 66 at East Molesley. Kingston upon Thames
Read about Chinners outstanding success in the Esher Newspapers Well done chinners and all who helped.
A pic of chinners on election night with assistance from members of the band Mona Lisa
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