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The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Vomit on Mandelson

Whilst we don’t agree with the Politics of Peter Mandelson (well most of us) , we also don’t agree with the antics of people who don’t agree with views other than their own, that its OK to attack that person with eggs, vomit green custard or even physical blows. Politicians should be able to do… Read More

The MRL Currency Crisis Solution

Once again Secret Squirrel (The Loony Party Think tank) has been pondering the machinations and troubles of the World. His comments on the Currency Crisis once again confirm that in all matters the Loony party is ahead in solutions and thought. You can read the latest offering here: Now…..you know what they say penny wise…….Pound… Read More

Poop Scoop

Anyone allowing their Hyena to poop on the pavement should shovel it away immediately, As this is no laughing matter

Well done Cartwright.

John Cartwright who stood at the Waddon local election, maintained our Loony tradition of coming last with 11 votes. We would like to thank the 11 persons who voted for our candidate, which shows that all is not lost in Waddon. The seeds of Loonyism have been sown. It has to be said, that out… Read More

Council Election in Waddon.

Tonites the nite: our candidate for Croyden, John Cartwright is contesting the council election in Waddon constituency After much tireless campaigning John is now looking at a Loony Landslide. Good Luck John. You can find out more about John Cartwrights campaign here

You can Bank on Japan.

More news on the problems hitting the global financial crisis: Sub-Prime Crisis Hits Japanese Banks JAPANESE BANKING CRISIS Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan. In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone… Read More

Put a Sock in it

All socks to be sold in packs of 3 as a precaution against losing one. (checkout this website to find the inventor of this product www.THROX.com)

Economic Solution

The Government have made it quite clear that a contributory factor in the present economic downturn is bad management of Hedge funds. It is proposed that all hedge funds will be banned and replaced with a proper brick wall, with footings.

Council Election in Waddon

WE START 2009 WITH A RECESSION AND PROBLEMS AROUND THE WORLD BUT AS ALWAYS WE LAUGH IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY. and the first election of the year: We are pleased to announce that our candidate for Croyden John Cartwright will be standing at the council election in Waddon constituency on 12th Feb. Good Luck… Read More

Music once again under threat

Another piece of proposed legislation that will adversely affect live music in the UK: It has been brought to attention that the government wish to consider it a legal requirement in the new tax year to introduce laws insisting anyone applying or re-applying for an entertainment license must have a noise control device fitted to… Read More