Far too many speed bumps are creeping into our residential streets.
It is proposed to remove them all and replace them with eliptical, egg shaped wheels on every car. This would be like taking the bumps with you. Buses would be exempt.
Sweet Clarity – A proposal from Gavin
‘all mixed sweets (e.g Smarties, Skittles, Fruit Pastilles etc) must come in a clear wrapper so you know exactly which one your getting next (also so you know when not to offer the next one!).
ASBOs – a proposal from Daniel
Yobs and delinquent youths, seem to like ASBOs they treat them like a medal. Well an idea to fix this is call them: “Magic Pink Fluffy Bunny awards” no one not even a yob would want to get that. Perhaps as an extra deterrent they have to wear pink fluffy bunny ears and a badge saying: “I love the magic pink fluffy bunny”
Education (Skool acktiviteas)
Homework should be banned as it is bad enough for kids having to go to school letalone bring it home with them
Political correctness
The Isle of Wight should be changed to: “The Isle of Mixed Races, and Cultures Located off the Coast of Britain.”
Edukayshun
GCSE English exams be given a more straight-forward layout, with lots of
short questions like the Maths papers have.
Animal fashions
It is proposed that :Pets, especially cats and dogs, may not be dressed in miniature human clothing for the purpose of human amusement, unless the animal in question can equip the clothing himself/herself. Punishable by dressing the owner of the animal in miniature human clothing.
OMRLP on YouTube
A Media BTEC course at Cirencester college group made this OMRLP video entitled “We Couldnt Think of a Slogan” as part of their Political Advertising project.
Have a look at this
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEbOhUdZik]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEbOhUdZik
Apparently when we field 52 Candidates we are then entiled to a three minute political broadcast Could this be our video? Its a lot more interesting than the other political parties broadcasts, (mind you watching paint dry would be more interesting than that) and its obviously designed to be a vote catcher.
Our thanks for this go to Clare and Robert, Ian and Becky. Fame at last, and possibly a distinction.
Loony Campaign Gunning for Success
It just goes to show that the loony party can make a difference. Several of our ex military members have been campaigning in Aldershot to have a 25lb Field Gun outside Aldershot railway station refurbished and looked after as part of Aldershots and indeed everyones heritage. They have after much campaigning and writing finally succeeded when TeamRushmoor from Rushmoor Borough Council’s started work to restore the Field Gun to its former glory in time for Remembrance Day.
A full report on this can be found in the Aldershot News
http://www.aldershot.co.uk/news/2017/2017760/loonies_pleased_as_landmark_is_restored
We hope to have a pic of this here shortly. Well done Loony’s
Sweet Shares
Sell shares in Northen rock, buy shares in Blackpool rock!